One-liners to April 14

27 Mar Kate is on the warpath and Susan offers a shoulder to cry on.
28 Mar Alan finds himself caught up in a drama and Tom spots an opportunity.
29 Mar The verdict is in for Berrow, and Tony has concerns.
30 Mar Chris attempts to be honest and there’s bad news at Berrow.
31 Mar Alice realises what’s important while rules are broken at Bridge Farm.

03 Apr There’s a surprise in store for Ruairi and Josh hatches a plan.
04 Apr Alice makes a monumental decision and Tracy’s suspicions are raised.
05 Apr Plans are afoot at Brookfield, and Freddie spies a new opportunity.
06 Apr Chris fights fire with fire and Vince makes an unexpected offer.
07 Apr There’s a new face at Grey Gables and Alice smells a rat.

10 Apr Ruth puts her foot down while Ben fishes for information.
11 Apr David receives a surprising offer and Tracy is intrigued.
12 Apr Jill gets in the driving seat and Ben expresses his emotions.
13 Apr Elizabeth is not impressed and Jazzer offers a shoulder.
14 Apr Ruairi makes a shocking confession and there are celebrations at Brookfield.

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“Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death!”
“Mum, it’s a combine harvester.”

“You’d be amazed what gets flung off the Bidirectional Am Bridge…”

“You mean there could be more to life than being a comic-relief floozy?”

“I have wired us all to the mains…”

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30 earwigs for Ruth

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What, healthy earwigs? Sold!

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Vigorous and spry, definitely. ‘Healthy’ is a more problematic concept, earwigs being degenerates to a man ninsect. Fair exchange, I feel.

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You say that, and you haven’t even met Isambard Kingdom Earwig, nor yet RSM Willie Earwig.

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Met, no; know of by repute, ohhhh yes.

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