One-liners to Jan 10

12 Dec There’s a surprise in store for Elizabeth, and the deception takes a toll on Pip.
13 Dec Kirsty attempts to save the day, and Rex receives some Christmas kindness.
14 Dec Jennifer plays matchmaker, and Johnny makes his choice.
15 Dec Pip is torn, and Justin is stunned by the truth.

17 Dec Toby’s life is changed forever, and Jennifer fears for her Christmas celebrations.
18 Dec Lily seeks advice from an enemy, and Brian receives an unexpected offer.
19 Dec Lynda puts her foot in it, while Emma treads carefully.
20 Dec Alan attempts to take control, and there is good news at Bridge Farm.
21 Dec Justin’s evening takes a surprising turn, and Harrison smells a rat.
22 Dec It is a day to remember for Lilian, and Pip gives an ultimatum.

24 Dec Brian has some exciting news, and Helen counts her blessings.
25 Dec Joe wants company on Christmas Day, and Tony and Johnny are left in charge.
26 Dec Will has some bad luck, and Tony makes preparations.
27 Dec Pat gets a belated gift, and Ian looks to the future.
28 Dec Brian sets out his vision, and Eddie comforts the cast.
29 Dec Lynda is on top form, and there is revelry at Honeysuckle Cottage.

31 Dec Alice is determined to have a good time, and Roy needs to talk.
1 Jan Will is on tenterhooks, and Jennifer tries to be peacemaker.
2 Jan Noluthando uses her initiative, and Freddie strikes a bargain.
3 Jan Jolene gives some good advice, and Emma is embarrassed at work.
4 Jan Ian has a lot on his mind, and Kate hears some home truths.
5 Jan Pip prepares for a big night, and Lexi receives a reminder.

7 Jan Ruth has a difficult question to raise, and Roy takes umbrage.
8 Jan Brian makes a controversial decision, and Pip faces the inevitable.
9 Dec Jill is left stunned, while Lexi considers her options.
10 Dec Susan’s hopes are dashed, while David tries to swallow his pride.


How I stopped worrying and learned to love the Scriptie.


Facing ‘the inevitable’ doesn’t make sense to me if it’s about the pregnancy. There’s nothing inevitable out it. So what is she facing? That Toby is a tosser? Oh, I know, that Jill is going to have to be told Pip is going to have a Fairbaby since the next day she, Jill, is ‘left stunned’.

How I do wish they meant some of these things literally, such as Pip being torn (to pieces by badgers) and Jill stunned (with a lump hammer).

Stunned with a captive bolt, humanely slaughtered and disposed of as a biohazard?

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