One-liners to June 22


3 June Brian prepares for the fallout, and Will is worried.
4 June Elizabeth grows suspicious, and alarm bells ring for Harrison.
5 June Emma is at her wits end, and Tom’s frustrations increase.
6 June Shula puts her foot in it, and Adam predicts disaster.
7 June Lily finds herself trapped, and Peggy is forced to back down.
8 June Kate discovers the truth and Philip has a request.

10 Jun Brian struggles to keep his temper, and Kirsty is less than impressed.
11 Jun Ed contemplates humiliation, and Peggy fears the worst.
12 Jun Alistair is resolute, and Pip feels the strain.
13 Jun Freddie is in too deep, and Adam has problems with his workforce.
14 Jun Jill comes to the rescue, and Fallon has a bright idea.
15 Jun Kate has the rug pulled from under her and Ruth suffers a crisis of confidence.

17 Jun There is more than one surprise for Ruth, and Kate causes concern.
18 Jun Toby feels the pressure, and Neil asks a favour.
19 Jun Rex makes a confession, and Lilian declares war.
20 Jun Alice gives some home truths, and Pip is left stunned.
21 Jun Phoebe offers some advice, and Will suffers another setback.
22 Jun Kate plots her future, and Harrison has a big question.


Urgh. I think my fears re “the best burthday presen’ evvah!” are well founded.


I very much fear you are right! The ‘crisis of confidence’ will be a choked-up David reassuring her she’s as beautiful as evah (he could do that perfectly truthfully if one goes by your description of her) and that she’s the Best Farmah Evah.

It would be lovely if the ‘home truths’ Alice is to give were to Pip, but the two halves of the one-liners are usually unrelated. And what cause Alice could have for laying into the ghastly Pip - or anyone - I have no idea, but it would be sweet anyhow, though I fear it is not to be.

What could it be that leaves Pip ‘stunned’, I wonder. A lump hammer, with a bit of luck, I hear you say.


Yes, a lumphammer would be lovely. However, I reckon it will be to do either with Rex’s ‘confession’ or some negative feedback on the quality of and prospects for whatever it is she dropped.


Oh gawds, he’s going to confess he still loves her, isn’t he? Just as well Anisha is silent!


“When the Wind Blows Over Ambridge”. I sense a great need.

Captive bolt pistol mebbe?




Ooooh. Rex tells Peep he lurves her ???

Or Rex says he killed Anisha months ago and she’s in the slurry tank, so best not to empty it.


I’ve always said the poo lagoons conceal a multiplicity of sins and mistakes.