One-liners to September 1

10 Aug There’s an awkward encounter at Brookfield, and Helen puts her foot down.
11 Aug Emotions run high for Pip, and Fallon is surprised by a generous offer.

13 Aug Lynda’s interest is piqued and Pip has plans.
14 Aug There’s an awkward encounter for Ian and Adil finds himself under pressure.
15 Aug George makes a dangerous plan and Ben struggles to let go of the past.
16 Aug Ruth has cause for concern and David attempts to offer reassurance.
17 Aug Henry finds himself in too deep and there’s a grand day out for the Grundys.
18 Aug The nightmare continues for Helen and Tracy proves to be a friend in need.

20 Aug Helen reaches the end of her tether, and Pip has an apology to make.
21 Aug There’s a visitor for Rex, and Susan offers some tough love.
22 Aug Emma struggles to keep control, and Tom puts his foot down.
23 Aug George faces the consequences of his actions, and Ruth finds herself reconnecting.
24 Aug Pip jumps in with both feet, and Natasha has a brainwave.
25 Aug Is Toby destined for disappointment, and Helen struggles to let go.

27 Aug David faces a tricky situation, and Susan isn’t taking no for an answer.
28 Aug Jazzer makes a promise he might not be able to keep, and Emma sets out to impress.
29 Aug Brad knocks heads together, and Oliver tries to do the right thing.
30 Aug Will Jazzer and Tracy make it down the aisle? And Lynda makes a surprising confession.
31 Aug Stella is put on the spot, and there’s a dilemma for Rex.
01 Sep Pip puts her foot in it, and the pressure increases on Adil.


Faced with the collected opposition of all of Ambridge to this revolutionary concept, he decides to retire to the Riviera and spend all his money on fast women and slow horses.

I recommend pig grease. Nothing like it for church lubrication.