# Pip's pregnancy - how will it end?

**URL:** <https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/pips-pregnancy-how-will-it-end/863>\
**Category:** The Archers\
**Created:** [11 January 2018 17:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/pips-pregnancy-how-will-it-end/863 "2018-01-11T17:40:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [11 January 2018 19:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/pips-pregnancy-how-will-it-end/863/21 "2018-01-11T19:21:55Z")

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You must be the judge of that, Janie dere. In coming to a decision it might be helpful to bear in mind that I do not fly longhaul, or indeed at all, if it can be avoided, while on the other hand, I have bewitched a neighbour into moving within the year.

Do you feel lucky? Or, indeed, pink?

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**Author:** ![JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/justjanie/32/42_2.png) [@JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/JustJanie)\
**Post date:** [11 January 2018 19:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/pips-pregnancy-how-will-it-end/863/22 "2018-01-11T19:28:40Z")

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Well, put it this way, Fanta’s typo did not call to mind any _typos_ on your part, but a gruesome end for Pip … now there we are as one!

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**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\
**Post date:** [11 January 2018 19:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/pips-pregnancy-how-will-it-end/863/23 "2018-01-11T19:32:48Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> Toby…is a far less repellent individual, imo, than Pip

Let’s face it, you couldn’t set the bar any lower without tunnelling.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [11 January 2018 20:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/pips-pregnancy-how-will-it-end/863/24 "2018-01-11T20:24:14Z")

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It is always possible that it will be a perfectly normal and undramatic pregnancy and a perfectly safe and straightforward delivery of an apparently (it’s an Archer) normal and healthy infant. Which is then taken by the Fairies.  
Burns springs into action, however, and Ian and Adam are persuaded to return the sprog\* on a least said, soonest mended basis. God forbid the man sully his non-performance record with another arrest.

\*to David’s considerable chagrin, he and Ruth having already skinned a calf and draped the hide round an old t̶o̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶m̶ doll, with Pip none the wiser …

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