Please can we not have a Hellqueen in luurve

Every night?

The slurping nearly puts me off my gin!

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It usually only takes a few months before the bloke is revealed to have been the Great Satan all along.

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He seems to be strangely attracted to the udderless, one way and another.

Strewth, but he’s a wet week.

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All I can suggest is to get outside the first one during the news.

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The news is worse than the slurping!

I may go for iv gin

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Seems like a waste. You wouldn’t get to taste it.

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Earplugs then?

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I was only talking about the time. You don’t have to have the radio on.

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