That title sounds like a story from the Sellamillion, joe. I take it we’re talking about one of the Lesser Worms that are unable to fly. Well they would be, after getting pickled and lying there so long. And while we’re on the subject, I sometimes wonder what exactly is in Gandalf’s pipe. And where it’s been (careful!).
Mezcal, vicar? It’s better than thinly sliced cucumber, I think you’ll find.
Yes, I thought that must be the case. So Emma is implying that they could both or either have been crippled for life by Alice’s body thudding into them. That’s possibly true even if she is a lightweight (in all sense). It would depend on the height from which she jumped I suppose. I never did physics.
I have nothing against Christiffer! Em could do with a bit of squashing occasionally, I suppose, and I still very much hold Ed’s attitude to Will seeing Georgie very much against him, though for the most part I don’t mind the poor, dim fellow. Only I’d push Pip and Toby ahead of all them any day if it came to being hit by a heavy object. They were there, weren’t they?
Please note corrections - forgot to square t in the first equation! 30m is a pretty tall tree - mature oak or similar. Hard to see how she could get a clear drop from the top of one.