# Poultry report

**URL:** <https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834>\
**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [19 December 2017 20:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834 "2017-12-19T20:59:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 58

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [2 May 2026 17:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1144 "2026-05-02T17:08:11Z")

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If in doubt, peck.

If it’s still movin’ peck again.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [2 May 2026 17:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1145 "2026-05-02T17:42:11Z")

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Gorgeous!

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**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\
**Post date:** [22 May 2026 00:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1146 "2026-05-22T00:57:55Z")

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And to add more shit to an already shitty few months, a fucking fox got Quackers on Saturday - we found him injured on the river. Brought him inside and dressed the wound, but I think shock finished him off. Florrie lost his glorious tail at the same time, so it looks as though Quackers and the roos put up a bit of a fight and managed to drive the bastard off. Came back yesterday and grabbed one of the ducks - this time we managed to scare it off and he dropped her. Shaken, but fortunately uninjured. All this on top of months of Grá’s health problems…

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**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\
**Post date:** [22 May 2026 10:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1147 "2026-05-22T10:44:40Z")

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I’m very sorry to read this, joe. You’re having a very hard time of it and all I can offer is sympathy.

Soo xx

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [22 May 2026 12:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1148 "2026-05-22T12:35:54Z")

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What she said. There is a shortage of useful words.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [22 May 2026 15:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1149 "2026-05-22T15:23:52Z")

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Hell’s bells. 😢

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [22 May 2026 18:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1150 "2026-05-22T18:13:38Z")

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Repeating what our Fishy and Gus said

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**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\
**Post date:** [22 May 2026 19:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1151 "2026-05-22T19:41:34Z")

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And so am I. No words, only feelings.

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**Author:** ![EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/ebonybull/32/530_2.png) [@EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/EbonyBull)\
**Post date:** [23 May 2026 09:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/poultry-report/834/1152 "2026-05-23T09:54:13Z")

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Likewise. Words fail, thoughts and sympathies with you.

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