Rosie the Spider

Well done, that casting director. Now all we need is for Madison the Sheep to barge her off stage front, causing a catastrophic split in the fat little horror’s abdomen.

She’s come to a sticky end
Don’t think she will ever mend

Together with Ben’s suicide (always assuming he is successful) this could truly be the Best Brookfield Christmas evva!
Do we feel looky?


I couldn’t help noting that like-mother-like-daughter: Pip is getting all protective of Rosie, over nothing much, Ruth got all protective of Ben, over something that was nothing to do with her…