About Hellqueen
I must be a bad person after Lee let her down with a thump!
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Sheāll stop eating again, sure as unicorns.
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Good-oh.
Actually, sheāll head off to the seamier side of Borchester to pick up someone for a shag. Shame to waste Fabriceās highlights, after allā¦
Notice she is still lying to her parent(s). Donāt ever change, Helen: Iād hate you to recover and have a ānormalā life.
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Wot we need here is a cage fight.
She: has a knife
He: knows kung fu
No eye gouging. Everything else is fair game. Last to have a pulse is the winner. Coming live on SparrerVision, subscribe now!
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Iād pay good ABCDs for that, dere Sparrer. Although
is a nod too far to the namby-pamby tendency, imo. Whereās yer Sophoclean aspirations?
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The Board says we have to have some rules or it just counts as a vulgar brawl. And āno behaving sensiblyā doesnāt count as a rule.
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Blumminā red tape. What we wants is red canvas. Runninā wiv claretā¦
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I canāt be the only one to think the SWs do intend Helen and Lee to get together. I can just see them planning a SL for the future in which Rob returns bent on vengeance - what better, in their minds, than for Helen to be partnered with a karate expert capable of coming to her rescue and overcoming Rob (after a suitable cliffhanger epi, obvs). It is stupid and cliched enough even for the SWs, isnāt it?
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TFM
AAAAARGH
That is just what they plan gawdselpus
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But not for long enough.
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