Schadenfreude

About Hellqueen

I must be a bad person after Lee let her down with a thump!

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She’ll stop eating again, sure as unicorns.

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Good-oh.

Actually, she’ll head off to the seamier side of Borchester to pick up someone for a shag. Shame to waste Fabrice’s highlights, after all…

Notice she is still lying to her parent(s). Don’t ever change, Helen: I’d hate you to recover and have a ‘normal’ life.

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Wot we need here is a cage fight.

She: has a knife
He: knows kung fu

No eye gouging. Everything else is fair game. Last to have a pulse is the winner. Coming live on SparrerVision, subscribe now!

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I’d pay good ABCDs for that, dere Sparrer. Although

is a nod too far to the namby-pamby tendency, imo. Where’s yer Sophoclean aspirations?

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The Board says we have to have some rules or it just counts as a vulgar brawl. And “no behaving sensibly” doesn’t count as a rule.

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Blummin’ red tape. What we wants is red canvas. Runnin’ wiv claret…

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I can’t be the only one to think the SWs do intend Helen and Lee to get together. I can just see them planning a SL for the future in which Rob returns bent on vengeance - what better, in their minds, than for Helen to be partnered with a karate expert capable of coming to her rescue and overcoming Rob (after a suitable cliffhanger epi, obvs). It is stupid and cliched enough even for the SWs, isn’t it?

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TFM

AAAAARGH

That is just what they plan gawdselpus

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But not for long enough.

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