Show them what Ambridge is made of

Slugs and snails and puppy-dogs’ tails
That’s what Ambridge is made of.

The cricket team in particular.

Perhaps if Burns had not chosen to broadcast a completely unwarranted lie about the Darrington captain, the Darrington captain might not have it in for him?

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How does this ruddy useless cop get so much time off to faff around with the local Bog-people’s cricket-team?

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Perhaps the police force reckon that he does less damage to their reputation when he is off-duty?

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