So how…

…the thundering feck does jacking in your first real job within 48 hours of starting it demonstrate “commitment”, exactly?

As for the prospect of her leaving Ambridge for any significant length of time, we’d never be that lucky again, would we? Not that recasting isn’t long overdue…

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They want her to come back to Brookfield.

Which of their sons are they proposing to throw out of his bedroom for her sake?

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No need. Think of all those lame excuses for Ben’s absence. I reckon his body’s rotting at the bottom of the slurry pit.

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Oh - and what about WR announcing that “she’s the future of this place”? It wasn’t that long ago that she was told in no uncertain terms that there was no guaranteed job for her.

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Pip is committed to not having to work for anything ever.

Josh, of course. Because he is trying to do something other than being a Generic Archer Brat and therefore must be punished; and because it will cause der-Rama.

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…and because they’ve forgotten about the other one

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And who the thundering feck (love that expression, shamelessly borrowing it) would want to poach her except lightly in oil. All right, she had one job offer. But if she stops working for the agency, who the tf will even hear about her?

The Dopeys really are on another planet when it comes to Pip.

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She is a mediocre young women with a second class degree who has cost them many thousands of pounds. Their adoration of and dependence on this hopeless liability is pathetic.

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