# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 07:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/201 "2025-10-27T07:45:57Z")
Here’s a # yardarm! Not inna bun, and onna stick would be a bit daft , being a stick onna stick, but it can if desired be accompanied by Pommes. Frites, fer preference, ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 08:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/202 "2025-10-27T08:21:22Z")
If we’re having frites where’s the mayonnaise? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 09:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/203 "2025-10-27T09:06:43Z")
All over the place [sighity]. How did it get on the _window_? ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 09:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/204 "2025-10-27T09:42:35Z")
This cellar has a window? How unusual. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 10:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/205 "2025-10-27T10:56:08Z")
This Cellar has _everything inside_ wot is required, TFM. I don’t venture _outside_ much… 😉 Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 11:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/206 "2025-10-27T11:07:57Z")
Well yes, but I don’t think of cellars as having much in the way of windows, as a rule. Unless… ooh! Is it a window into the underworld? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 11:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/207 "2025-10-27T11:27:07Z")
I’d have thought you’ve been here long enough to have a settled view about that, dear 🔥 ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 11:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/208 "2025-10-27T11:45:02Z")
Ooh, memory triggered there, TFM 😊 ‘Orpheus in the Underworld’ was always known as ‘Orpheus in his Underpants’ here… 😂😂😂 Proffers Pitchers, & salami on salt & pepper crackers Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 12:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/209 "2025-10-27T12:10:52Z")
I only briefly, I mean momentarily, read that as ‘salt and pepper _under_crackers’. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 15:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/210 "2025-10-27T15:07:08Z")
We are home and I have a lap full of snow leopard… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 15:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/211 "2025-10-27T15:19:27Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > Is it a window into the underworld? There are some questions one should not Arsk. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 16:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/212 "2025-10-27T16:51:48Z")
I see that Felicity Draper, who founded Felicity’s Hat Hire has died aged 95. I always said that it was a Bluddy good idea. I will don me Middle Normous Nat, which happens to be in the hall, & raise a glass to her. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 16:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/213 "2025-10-27T16:58:43Z")
It was indeed a BGI. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 17:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/214 "2025-10-27T17:20:52Z")
I think it was one of her outlets in which we became convinced that after we left the shop, the assistant would turn the sign round to “closed” and fill her teapot with gin… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 17:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/215 "2025-10-27T17:21:36Z")
It was one I had thought of myself, & even suggested it, but the timing wasn’t right. The franchises have been good businesses when in the right places, & with the right staff. I’m sure one or 2 have taken to drinking Gin when the customer had left the premises. One or 2 possibly drank _during_ the exchange… 😉 Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 18:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/216 "2025-10-27T18:42:57Z")
I remember the time I got a beautiful cream hat that was perfectly finishing an outfit of a burnt orange floral frock with a cream linen jacket to wear for my goddaughter’s. christening It looked great until I took it off and noticed it was caked with makeup I was not wearing any makeup that time I refused to buy damaged goods and as it was a very very expensive boutique and the outfit was special for the day it was for and also the longed for treat of buying for the me after being in hospital for 4 months in the icu neurosurgery ward I got the hat after the boutique. got it cleaned professionally ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 21:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/217 "2025-10-27T21:14:34Z")
It was indeed, Fishy. I was abit put out, because she didn’t like the idea of me trying any of the hats on. We soon won her over, though, with our combined charm… Scarves & liners used to be provided for trying on, Twellsy, but I am not sure what happens these days. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 21:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/218 "2025-10-27T21:37:37Z")
We stopped at M&S on the way home this morning and I got Singapore noodles with beef which I turned into a sort of nasi goering with two fried eggs It was delicious so kudos to their development chefs ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2025 21:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/219 "2025-10-27T21:48:29Z")
I made prawns with oyster sauce on egg noodles at lunchtime as DD and GD were with us, avoiding the ripping out ovvan bathroom. They’ll be with us tomorrow and on Wednesday. The builder failed to attend first thing this morning (a minor, but vital repair to the conservatory roof). Mr Bee has been seething all day, having been up at sparrowfart. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [28 October 2025 04:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/220 "2025-10-28T04:53:54Z")
All this ricy and noodly deliciousness can only be a Good Thing. There was an v fine beef stew hereabouts, also a G.T. Builders, on the other hand… Grrr. Sympathies to a Bee. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=10) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=12)