# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 October 2025 21:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/241 "2025-10-29T21:26:10Z")
That is a grate relief to me, TFM. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [29 October 2025 21:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/242 "2025-10-29T21:40:45Z")
It’s a fine looking breakfast, for sure. I’d never have considered Guinness for breakfast, but I am considering it feverishly now. Our girls will be back tomorrow, to escape the mess and racket of the renovations. Thankfully, GD is very happy to sleep in our travel cot and is almost unfailingly cheerful when awake. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [29 October 2025 23:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/243 "2025-10-29T23:03:59Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > almost unfailingly cheerful when awake. Either an example to us all or an intolerable Pollyanna in the making? [evil grinnity] Enjoy the day, wee Bee. Gxx (unfailingly something-or-other, but open to Guinness for breakfast. On the cut, it often was.) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 09:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/244 "2025-10-30T09:23:01Z")
Does that make me insufferable? I try to giggle at my problems and be cheerful I also want certain people in TA bedded in a long painful manner Bacon butties up Ask Darriington to supply the black stuff ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 09:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/245 "2025-10-30T09:30:43Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Does that make me insufferable? Not while you keep producing such excellent typos, dere. > [@3Wells](#): > > people in TA bedded in a long painful manner _ **was** _ a typo, I presume 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 09:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/246 "2025-10-30T09:56:43Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > open to Guinness for breakfast Still wiv champagne mixed in from last night? # yardarm today we have sun, clearly sunnink is Very Wrong ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 10:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/247 "2025-10-30T10:52:41Z")
Baz was out sunbathing by the river this morning ![P1030585](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/5/57a4ee1d935587ebd3e1b74716a4081d71c6a2f1.jpeg) As was this rather unseasonable chap. ![P1030584](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/e/e8623ceda0451e8124d9059473121dbbfe616e3f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 17:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/248 "2025-10-30T17:05:25Z")
Of course it was a typo However I now need brane pleach I have horrible thoughts of Paul and Ruari bedding down for a week And George wearing his erm equipment out on poor Amber ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 21:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/249 "2025-10-30T21:43:30Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > I’d never have considered Guinness for breakfast I can remember\* occasions when it was Guinness _as_ breakfast. \*Not very well, admittedly ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [30 October 2025 21:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/250 "2025-10-30T21:47:43Z")
That you remember at all is a credit to you 😀 How are the chooks? Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 01:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/251 "2025-10-31T01:12:02Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > How are the chooks? A bit confused. One of them looks a bit unusual… ![Mr Q (smaller)](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/7/75eb4d1327fa88311e4ef056bc0e22e91e555460.jpeg) And yes - he’s absolutely _convinced_ that he’s a chicken! We surmise that he was raised - maybe even hatched - by a hen. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 08:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/252 "2025-10-31T08:48:02Z")
But what do the chickens make of him? Do they accept him as one of their own or does the poor little chap feel excluded? ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 08:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/253 "2025-10-31T08:57:06Z")
One of Granny’s hens reared such a bird. When the little thing took to the water for the first time, Henny was absolutely distraught (in the way only hens can be). Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 09:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/254 "2025-10-31T09:24:52Z")
Hmm Chucks in the Cellar? Bacon butties anyone? Presented in a sparrer proof sapphire glass container with a 17 digit alpha numeric code I like to keep a sparrer on its claws ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 11:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/255 "2025-10-31T11:07:19Z")
Bluish-grey skies today. Not so good for camouflage. Could be worse though. ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/7/7d6cf825325ebe1ec208637f352a6c72adf20ec7.jpeg) # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 17:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/256 "2025-10-31T17:16:08Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > But what do the chickens make of him? Do they accept him as one of their own or does the poor little chap feel excluded? Judge for yourself… ![IMG_1755](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/d/dccb861401b4445d2907b7bc7921b312fdca6bb3.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 18:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/257 "2025-10-31T18:20:13Z")
Suggested signs for a friend plagued by Hallowe’en children: “This house APPROVED by the British Dental Association” “Come in and let us tell you about something _really_ scary: secular education.” ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 19:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/258 "2025-10-31T19:03:42Z")
We are just delighted that the children from our townland. are calling all dressed up and enjoying digging into a tub of Cadbury heroes One Mama even did her escorting dressed in a sheet on a frame with ghosty features I think that is above the call of duty in the pouring rain It is a joy knowing that the wains see us as a place to enjoy the traditions of Samhain ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 21:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/259 "2025-10-31T21:04:22Z")
Mr Bee dug out all our usual Halloween paraphernalia, we had treats waiting and had not a single caller. Meh. I have done something horrible to my lower back. It’s **very** painful and, should there be no improvement by tomorrow, I shall have to seek advice. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [31 October 2025 21:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/260 "2025-10-31T21:34:18Z")
Not a like like. I do hope it settles overnight. Lots of well-wishing here. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=12) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=14)