# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 September 2026 18:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3663 "2026-09-27T18:23:48Z")
It’s wazzing down, now. but no matter. I can’t decide if I prefer Manzanilla or Oloroso. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [27 September 2026 18:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3664 "2026-09-27T18:39:28Z")
You’ll just have to keep sampling them both to decide, won’t you… ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 September 2026 18:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3665 "2026-09-27T18:40:51Z")
I like your thinking, Fishly One. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 September 2026 19:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3666 "2026-09-27T19:29:43Z")
I have nae doots. If I could only have one forevermore, Manzanilla! Gxx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 September 2026 20:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3667 "2026-09-27T20:32:15Z")
Then again, I am partial to a straw-dry Fino…So many sherries, so little time if I decide to constantly sample them. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 September 2026 21:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3668 "2026-09-27T21:23:09Z")
Ah, now choosing between Manzanilla and Fino is a much harder one. And whoever at the back muttered ‘Amontillado’, be aware that you are Not Helping. Beef Massaman (boughten paste, mind) and roast spiced cauliflower tonight. It might have been a somewhat beige plate, but it was bluddy nice. ![IMG_1799](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/5/5b732870342e87beb213103ad0379915a343c42d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 08:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3669 "2026-09-28T08:25:40Z")
Pour out another couple of glasses, Montresor! > **[M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food](https://centralbylines.co.uk/opinion/ms-custard-cream-spread-britain-has-completed-food/?fsp_sid=2852)** > > One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint “But those are respectable serving suggestions. They exist to maintain the social fiction that this is an ordinary spread rather than a jar designed to make adults stand beside the kitchen sink eating directly from it while listening for approaching footsteps like a Labrador that has finally worked out how cupboards operate.” # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 08:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3670 "2026-09-28T08:56:01Z")
Forewarned is forearmed. While I would remain impervious to temptation (don’t care for CCs) there are ‘others’ who could be seduced. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 09:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3671 "2026-09-28T09:22:05Z")
[innocent tseep] though having recently experienced M&S’s excuse for a web site, and That Fish having experienced their excuse for retail premises, I think it’s unlikely they’ll make an appearance here. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 13:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3672 "2026-09-28T13:24:58Z")
I am told the food halls are now where they have concentrated their efforts… But " Before long there is a dashboard glowing confidently in an office while somebody outside is still trying to work out why the bloody thing will not accept their postcode." from that article certainly does speak to me… ---
**Author:** ![EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/ebonybull/32/530_2.png) [@EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/EbonyBull)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 17:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3673 "2026-09-28T17:45:20Z")
Deja vu … for some reason, the M&S (Ireland) website won’t accept any payment method if you’re logged in, but if you don’t log in and check out as guest, it works just fine 👹 . Have discussed this with them, they’ve never got to the bottom of it … Currently having problem with Dr. Martens - website refuses to accept Irish address, keeps on saying you must specify country - with “Country: Ireland” clearly showing as selected … grrrrrrrrrrr ☹ eta: or, it insists you select address from list (not showing), or enter address manually (which has clearly been done - including Irish post code etc etc …) … well, I guess customers ARE the software QA department … ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 17:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3674 "2026-09-28T17:50:40Z")
Pink boots are meant to be a present for our anniversary today… ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 18:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3675 "2026-09-28T18:40:13Z")
Happy Anniversary, anyhoo! ![20260928_172605](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/6/60701a7bf57288813550c323b50a9e213e62bc5f.jpeg) The neighbours are enjoying our company. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 18:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3676 "2026-09-28T18:42:31Z")
I think the trust they show by having their backs to you is touching, really. Happy anniversary, Twellies. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [28 September 2026 21:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3677 "2026-09-28T21:27:54Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Pink boots are meant to be a present for our anniversary today… Happy anniversary to both of you, and I hope you can get it sorted. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [29 September 2026 11:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3678 "2026-09-29T11:04:49Z")
Morning all Since it’s so quiet here today I am sneaking my hammock and frame into the corner near the stove so I can toast crumpets and butter and Marmite them from the safety of my fancy hammock ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [29 September 2026 11:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3679 "2026-09-29T11:11:26Z")
Hammock, no problem unless someone trips over the outermost edges of it and damages either themselves or it. Trapeze, I have long-handled heavy duty snippers ready to deploy on cables. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [29 September 2026 11:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3680 "2026-09-29T11:13:13Z")
So nice when you leave a job and your underlings make a farewell poster for you. ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/d/d7b502d34765c400fb7235d8a1d6e10ea50f0448.jpeg) [via](https://mastodon.social/@iris_meredith/117351077306347482) # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [29 September 2026 15:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3681 "2026-09-29T15:16:11Z")
Am orff to collect my medication. I have booked my 'flu jab & Covid booster for October 12th, at my Pharmacy of choice. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [29 September 2026 16:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3682 "2026-09-29T16:14:17Z")
Our jabs are on 1st, also at a pharmacy of our choice. It is near an excellent farm shop, so we might manage a swift razzia there while we are in the area. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=183) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=185)