# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 16:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3703 "2026-10-01T16:31:47Z")
I still have bruises on both arms & a reaction to the Micropore tape from my blood tests last Friday. Sigh Did you buy anything nice from the farm shop? Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 16:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3704 "2026-10-01T16:55:46Z")
Very thick pork chops for tonight (to eat with purée potato, baked tomatoes with garlic and butter stuffing, baked mushrooms ditto, and gravy) and ten 270g aprox frozen pies, which they make on the farm and which are very delicious: two chicken & leek, two lamb & mint, two steak & mushroom, two steak & kidney, and two steak & ale. They didn’t have any of the game ones, alas. Oh, and some admirable Red Leicester cheese, and some Barkham Blue, and some Waterloo (which is a bit like brie). The later two are locally made using milk from the Lacey herd. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 17:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3705 "2026-10-01T17:42:34Z")
That all sounds delicious, Fishy. Stirfry soup here, followed by crackers & Somerset Brie. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 17:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3706 "2026-10-01T17:47:00Z")
> **Another Gurt Spider** > > Sitting across a passageway and I didn’t have the heart to displace her. > > ![IMG_20261001_173357](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/a/ad773b9a7368b93e7150830c6c051222aa925860.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 18:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3707 "2026-10-01T18:44:24Z")
She is beautiful If she needs a home we have a spider sanctuary… ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 19:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3708 "2026-10-01T19:17:26Z")
Made too much potato and too much gravy, so we now have a proto-soup. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 19:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3709 "2026-10-01T19:20:34Z")
Enuff potato to tunnel frough, enuff gravy to drahn in. [happy erpity] ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 19:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3710 "2026-10-01T19:49:54Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > too much gravy I do not understand this concept. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 19:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3711 "2026-10-01T19:59:43Z")
I have organised the stock, but I think that I will leave the actual soup until tomorrow. I didn’t feel like it this evening, when it actually came to it. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 20:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3712 "2026-10-01T20:13:19Z")
I hope you managed something to eat, Carinthia? Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 20:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3713 "2026-10-01T20:45:37Z")
I agree with TFM ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 20:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3714 "2026-10-01T20:48:32Z")
Yes, thank-you Darling. I have had some Pâté & cheese on crackers. I just didn’t feel like soup sloshing around this evening. It’s a favourite, & I don’t want to put myself orff it. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [1 October 2026 20:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3715 "2026-10-01T20:50:44Z")
Very wise. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [2 October 2026 08:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3716 "2026-10-02T08:12:16Z")
Swiss roadworkers having a fondue break. ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/f/fbfb4395817edefcca9e6492ab51d56adc7360e9.jpeg) [via](https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler/117347629459051353) # yardarm and I am off for an Frivol, so I pass the keys over to wor Favourite Limpet. (Isn’t that the only limpet we know?) (Shurrup shurrup) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [2 October 2026 08:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3717 "2026-10-02T08:19:24Z")
Happy frivolling wee by birdie Does the limpet deliver gin? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [2 October 2026 09:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3718 "2026-10-02T09:16:25Z")
Maybe. In special circumstances. Is that one tanker or two? Gxx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [2 October 2026 10:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3719 "2026-10-02T10:14:31Z")
3 to the plague pit please I have a bed at 2pm ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [2 October 2026 11:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3720 "2026-10-02T11:40:35Z")
Good luck, Twellsy. Hope they sort you out pronto. Altogether too much hospital going on one way and another at the moment. Tankers will be situated in the usual place. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2026 07:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3721 "2026-10-03T07:23:13Z")
Here’s yer brand spankin’ shiny termite-proof new **yardarm.** _Squirrels_ might still be a problem, so keep it in constant use. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2026 10:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3722 "2026-10-03T10:11:03Z")
Hotel brekfuss still good. ![IMG_20261003_084746](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/3/3ab75f3298a957c6ac0aaabac025b36eec57f126.jpeg) [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=185) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=187)