# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar?

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**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 07:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3723 "2026-10-04T07:50:59Z")

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What is that thing glinting in the October sunshine?

Why, the

**yardarm** ,

of course. Runnin’ wiv dew.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 08:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3724 "2026-10-04T08:22:55Z")

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Keep away from.naked flame. Also Mothra.

 ![IMG_20261003_205731](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0f9d424d4a19b0dd96e2eaf5988d5a5457f97045.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 11:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3725 "2026-10-04T11:00:21Z")

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Morning from a peaceful room with drugs and daily sheets changing with competent friendly caring staff

I approve of daily deep cleaning in rooms too

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 11:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3726 "2026-10-04T11:43:43Z")

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Well, good that it’s up to standard…

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 12:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3727 "2026-10-04T12:07:08Z")

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It is up to standard but I must admit to using the exercise bike as a towel rail!

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 12:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3728 "2026-10-04T12:24:07Z")

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And why not? If it does the job, and they haven’t provided a towel rail… Meanwhile, M&S are doing low-heel ankle boots in a leopard print. [Leopard Print Block Heel Ankle Boots by TOMS at M&S](https://www.marksandspencer.com/leopard-print-block-heel-ankle-boots/p/clp23088279#intid) Internet only, not in the stores.

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 13:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3729 "2026-10-04T13:00:00Z")

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Santa list updated!

Thank you for that

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 17:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3730 "2026-10-04T17:08:44Z")

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Back from Frivol. And what was expected to be the last one may carry on under the same people but a different name, hurrah.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 17:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3731 "2026-10-04T17:59:12Z")

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Hurrah indeed!

Had an exhausting day, but have acquired some very pretty plates and a couple of lovely blue glass bits and a useful side table wiv storage, plus loads of boring domestic gubbins. I am off on a few months’ Adventure in a cabin in the backside of beyond (well, 15 mins downhill to the bus to either the city or a town, more like 30 going back up) while I wait for house purchase to complete.

The views!

 ![IMG_1837](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/d/dfbcd0946de5282ddfa607aee1fc301b57a21b9a.jpeg)

Also, me new ‘local’ at the bottom of the hill. Landlord Rob and I are already on affable terms. Me lovely.

 ![IMG_1850](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/1/1569794fc57c925ec615c3638469003ce254bb65.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 18:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3732 "2026-10-04T18:00:42Z")

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Looks gorgeous Gus

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**Post date:** [4 October 2026 18:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3733 "2026-10-04T18:07:09Z")

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It is! Wouldn’t do long-term but as an adventure it’s really great. So quiet, and stunning scenery. Photo sadly inadequate. Top of a hill overlooking the Golden Valley. Very interesting and delightful landlady, fabulous garden, and self-contained. Bit basic in certain respects but I’ve narrowboated, and it’s also a bit of nostalgia in that way. Bein’ v organised and that sort of thing.

How are you doing, Twellers?

Gxx

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 19:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3734 "2026-10-04T19:18:33Z")

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Wheezing merrily and feeling a bit grumpy at missing the weekend but at least I am here in an actual bed being kept from getting worse until the Prof’s team weigh in in the morning

And it is a cystic fibroses and related lung disease or condition specialist ward so they are pretty good and will be better when I get horsey type sleeping pills down my neck

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**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\
**Post date:** [4 October 2026 19:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3735 "2026-10-04T19:36:37Z")

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Looks beautiful, Gus, and sounds exciting. When does the adventure begin?

> [@3Wells](#):
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> And it is a cystic fibroses and related lung disease or condition specialist ward so they are pretty good

I’m glad you’re being properly looked after, Twellsy.

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**Post date:** [4 October 2026 20:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3736 "2026-10-04T20:59:23Z")

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> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#):
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> I’m glad you’re being properly looked after, Twellsy.

So say we all!

Hurrah for Gus’ new adventure and for Hedgers’ continuing Frivols, also.

Azz fer me; I’m glad to be home but sad to be away from the Highlands. DD and GD will visit, tomorrow and BFs will arrive on Saturday for the weekend. Good distractions, so they are.

Soo xx

ETA - Recycling rates in East Lothian have been ranked as the best in Britain! We’re glad to be part of this and accept any accolade going, really.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [5 October 2026 08:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3737 "2026-10-05T08:38:11Z")

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![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/b/b6d052016e4d640b16bec079a5ae359438cc09ce.jpeg)  
[via](https://social.chinwag.org/@mherbert/117312169714724038)

# yardarm

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [5 October 2026 09:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3738 "2026-10-05T09:51:51Z")

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![IMG_1854](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/b/b8fdae5a2add8025247dc02cb67ce409e33e1676.jpeg)Loud tseeping. This one takes regular baths in the dog’s bowl.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [5 October 2026 10:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3739 "2026-10-05T10:38:13Z")

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Livin’ dangerously…

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [5 October 2026 16:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3740 "2026-10-05T16:59:00Z")

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I am home with leopards

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [5 October 2026 17:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3741 "2026-10-05T17:24:30Z")

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And are they ignoring you like Proper Cats?

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [5 October 2026 17:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/3742 "2026-10-05T17:27:49Z")

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No I am wearing warm purring leopard fur and he seems quite happy about this

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