# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 06:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/141 "2025-10-22T06:10:49Z")
In mid-hurtle on the way to Essen. But have an # yardarm in passing. (Passes yardarm keys to That Limpet.) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 06:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/142 "2025-10-22T06:19:50Z")
Safe journey , Dunnock. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 08:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/143 "2025-10-22T08:42:32Z")
Whinges are allowed wee twin and so are remedies of good food prepared by someone else who also does the dishes ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 12:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/144 "2025-10-22T12:50:23Z")
The Blind Shop is a company with a sense of humour, as evidenced by their ‘how did you hear about us?’ drop-down hingmy: ![IMG_1352](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0c94cc86ff19cc774993ed7791560b6753c3d507.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 13:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/145 "2025-10-22T13:18:19Z")
Struck blind, failed to refine search. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 16:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/146 "2025-10-22T16:07:24Z")
![IMG_20251022_174304](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0978ae11b3bf23cf92f969ff47a9680e08f42a6d.jpeg) ![IMG_20251022_173712](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/f/ff99cd1506316b17cce31d891271ccfd51b80038.jpeg) ![IMG_20251022_180917](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/1/1d0c0701849927f28f073f996b060dd744237b25.jpeg) This place is described _by Germans_ as having the best currywurst in the country. I taste no reason to disagree. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 18:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/147 "2025-10-22T18:08:55Z")
Permission to drool? And is there beer? ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 19:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/148 "2025-10-22T19:01:49Z")
There _will_ be beer and drooling may dilute it, so best not, Twellsy. Kedgeree was good enough after a day of walkies and herding tradespeople. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 19:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/149 "2025-10-22T19:33:02Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > herding tradespeople Much easier with a dog. I find myself yearning for a dog these days, but hope I have enough sense not to give in to myself. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 20:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/150 "2025-10-22T20:57:30Z")
I’ll join you on the yearning bench, TFM. Gin? Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 21:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/151 "2025-10-22T21:00:56Z")
Don’t mind if I do, Soo, ta. We can yearn and drink together. At least you have a dog you can borrow from time to time, Not that I’m jealous, honest. Not much. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [22 October 2025 21:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/152 "2025-10-22T21:06:43Z")
I am very lucky to have that Poodle so accessible, that’s true. She’ll be nine on the 5th November - a significant day, otherwise - but she’s like a pup in many ways. I’ll be with her, tomorrow, as an Embra visit is on the cards. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 05:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/153 "2025-10-23T05:38:22Z")
![IMG_20251023_072138](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/e/e86ce5e692023a66345c233378919d6f4591ffc3.jpeg) Breakfast innan Box. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 06:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/154 "2025-10-23T06:48:55Z")
That Kaisersemmel was _stamped_, not folded [outraged sniffity]. Are they fobbing you off with non-artisanal product? Next, with any luck, spiralised spud-onna-stick! 🤞 ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 08:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/155 "2025-10-23T08:10:12Z")
Dunno, no sign ovvem as I walked past, but mostly the only places that open early are selling coffee to the demo monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 09:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/156 "2025-10-23T09:31:13Z")
OK, I’ll put my ignorance on display… What on earth is the yellow thing? And the thing that looks like a blueberry on steroids? Neither looks like anything I’d think of eating for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 09:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/157 "2025-10-23T09:51:57Z")
A pepper, and a rather under-ripe but still sweet plum. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 10:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/158 "2025-10-23T10:08:30Z")
A whole pepper. How… odd. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 11:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/159 "2025-10-23T11:30:07Z")
Looks as though there’s an radish too. I would like more butter, please, & hold the Nutella. 😘 Hissed it down all night. Cold & bright now. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2025 15:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/160 "2025-10-23T15:11:17Z")
Despair. Disaster. Starvin’ sparrers fallin’ off the games shelves wivvan last soggy tseep. For the second year running there are no spiral fried potatoes at the fair. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=7) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182.md?page=9)