# So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar?

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**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [12 October 2025 20:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182 "2025-10-12T20:19:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [23 October 2025 15:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/161 "2025-10-23T15:13:38Z")

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Surely. that is verboten?

Cruelty to sparrers I call it

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**Post date:** [23 October 2025 17:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/162 "2025-10-23T17:15:51Z")

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Bluddy Ell, Birdie.

That’s cruel

I have been on the ‘bus to the Co-op & Tiny Tesco.

I have to sort myself out with this outing, because, _once again_, I had an full Tumbril _and_ 2 full shopping bags.

I hadn’t got the requisite ‘oomph’ to walk back to the ‘bus stop, which lies between the 2 stores, so heavily laden, so, I had to have an taxi home.

Am flumping Innan Mighty Manner.

Howsumevva,

I _do_ have chips, wot were reduced in the Co-op, so that will be part of my supper tonight. 😊

Carinthia. xx

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [23 October 2025 19:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/163 "2025-10-23T19:37:38Z")

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I am so glad that you are having a meal of chips and possibly bread for butties

A nice Doom Bar with it dear one?

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**Post date:** [23 October 2025 20:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/164 "2025-10-23T20:54:06Z")

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I have really enjoyed my chips, & am now going to have an piece of buttered baguette.

It appears that the guts need carbs ATM.

I have possibly been overdoing the veg, as I was desperate fer summat fresh & green after an complete change of diet to beige.

Carinthia. xx

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 07:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/165 "2025-10-24T07:33:36Z")

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Grooogh. Wstfgl? Bleugh.

# Yardarm!

May each of you have as many yellow peppers as you desire in yer breakfast boxes of life.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 08:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/166 "2025-10-24T08:25:46Z")

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It was an red one today.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 09:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/167 "2025-10-24T09:45:42Z")

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I have been wondering why green peppers seem to have pretty much disappeared these days. When eating out, I mean. Chefs seem to include the sweeter red peppers and the (imo) sickly sweet yellow peppers in every second dish but never a green pepper to be seen.

I guess I could have answered my own question there - are they under the impression that every customer wants every dish to be sweet? If so, they are wrong, there is at least one customer - me - who most definitely does not.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 10:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/168 "2025-10-24T10:11:14Z")

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Perhaps they are following American taste? When i first got a bread maker I soon learned I had to halve the sugar and double the salt from the American recipes.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 10:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/169 "2025-10-24T10:17:02Z")

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I could cheerfully do without yellow peppers but eat a lot of red and green ones. I prefer the green ones, too.

Sitting, awaiting the builder’s return visit, I could eat anything at all. He’s not even answering his ‘phone, the blighter.

Soo xx

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 10:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/170 "2025-10-24T10:27:36Z")

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Naughty builder! That is Not Good Enough. I hope he gets there before you starve, should we be sending food parcels?

(Not that I really see the connection between a builder and food. Does _he_\* bring food parcels?)

( \*sexist assumption)

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 10:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/171 "2025-10-24T10:37:48Z")

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I need to shop in order to provide food parcels and I’m wanting to eat out of irritation at being stuck.

Meep.

Soo xx

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Dos it. I’m away.

Soo xx

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 10:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/173 "2025-10-24T10:48:45Z")

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Green peppers are often served with scrambled egg in Austria…

I am going to have some toasted baguette wiv coarse pâté shortly.

Carinthia.xx

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> [@soobee](#):
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> I’m wanting to eat out of irritation at being stuck.

Ah. That’s where smoking comes in handy.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 11:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/175 "2025-10-24T11:53:21Z")

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More currywurst before an afternoon of showing off games.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 15:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/176 "2025-10-24T15:13:02Z")

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DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS ………. er, I guess TAILS is ok?

 ![IMG_1199](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/7/7309f964dce409be49766cbfde4473209562004c.jpeg)

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 15:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/177 "2025-10-24T15:21:01Z")

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At least Peri was not giving tongue at her usual 100 decibels

I am another green pepper fan

It gives more flavour to a dish than red yellow orange or white peppers do

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 17:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/178 "2025-10-24T17:19:55Z")

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Does anyone hereabouts have any suggestions as to an efficient stove to use in, for an example, a power cut? Yours,

_Neurotics Я Us,_

Soo xx

So neurotic, I’ve already ordered one and I’ve checked power-pack and torch availability.

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 17:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/179 "2025-10-24T17:45:32Z")

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Camping stove options seem to be bottled gas (not as bad as it used to be) or fuel blocks (much smaller and lower powered but more portable).

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**Post date:** [24 October 2025 20:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cavort-in-the-cellar/5182/180 "2025-10-24T20:55:37Z")

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We have fancy batteries that will last for long enough to get the generator working  
Thank you to Climate Change we need belt braces baler twine and solar panels to keep the hovel going sans electric power due to weather

Peasamists R us

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