Having a word using a baseball bat.
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It’s not their fault that the sign was written by an illiterate!
The worst I’ve seen is the Australian Mole Station Native Plant Nursery:
http://www.molerivernursery.com/
Note how the URL doesn’t quite tally with the company name. It used to - when they were called simply Mole Station Nursery.
Which was fine - but there are no spaces in URLs…
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As Powergen Italia discovered.
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Some, of course, take delight in using the snigger-worthiness as a marketing, er, tool.
Yes, I am looking at you, Pen Island…
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That prompted me to check our extinguisher in csae it had also gone rogue.
The conservatory refurbishment is complete. Very happy with both the work and the end result. Next whole-house painting and decorating but that won’t start until mid-April.
Hope all well.
Soo xx
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Hurrah for the new roof! How are the Beely bruises?
Gxx
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Oof
I went up the road on the 'bus fer Supplies, as the cupboard was abit bare.
Shopped at the Co-op & Tiny Tesco, overloaded the Tumbril abit so pushed it back down the road.
Rosemary flavoured chips wiv Parmesan will be my reward.
Apple, celery & onion salad will be made later.
Carinthia. xx
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The beely bruises are buzzily tracking down my face, Gus, leaving vibrant yellow smudging behind. Nowt to write home about, but thanks for asking xx
Well done, Carinthia!
Soo xx
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Ah. That’ll be the pollen.
Gxx
Sympathies to a Bee.
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So when yer next in court*, you can say “the filf did it, yeronner”…
* thass a normal fing for normal people innit?
yardarm
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Snyff
Some of us have been to court as the person who apprehended the miscreant and thus removed the disturber of the Queen’s peace
But I will give you a bacon buttie if you can tell me how to dissuade a blue tit from attacking our bedroom window
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Mutter darkly about yer mate’s Bruvver.
and/or
Sticky silhouette of an Bigger Bird.
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That could work.
Soo xx
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I thought of a nice portrait of a cat…
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A friend had those on her patio doors.
I have just opened a double pack of dishwasher cleaner to find an large hole in one corner, so it has been an messy half hour.
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
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Mice!
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They are stored in an open-topped box in the garage. There’s no other ‘evidence’, & the stuff must be poisonous.
Hey Ho
In Other News, there has been an short, sharp hailstorm.
Itizz effing cold again today.
Carinthia. xx
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Did you know that if they are not found promptly, mouse droppings eat straight through aluminium saucepans, leaving little mouse-dropping sized holes? We didn’t believe that one either. Mice are Strange: what were they doing in the rarely-used large saucepan, for a start, and having got into it, how did they get out again? Quantum tunnelling?
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Or an actual, you know, cat?
You probably have one handy.
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