# So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

**URL:** <https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735>\
**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [26 April 2019 15:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735 "2019-04-26T15:45:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6582 "2019-10-21T15:15:20Z")

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Put that trapeze away. It is only for use outside. You **know** the rules!

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6583 "2019-10-21T15:21:16Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> Sort of day when one CBA with anything much here.

Low-intensity packing for me trip later in the week. Which I should be all enthusiastic about, and in some ways I am, but I’m also fed up with approximately everything and everybody.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6584 "2019-10-21T15:24:34Z")

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Much the same as ails That Sparrer, minus the packing.  
But I am now trying to cast on the stitches for this blooming’ tippets thingy. Cast on three stitches, place marker \*[cast on 18, place marker] work form \* 22 times, cast on three stitches. I could be some time.

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6585 "2019-10-21T15:25:11Z")

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No Sodding Trapezes…

Cold,grey& mizzly here

Advice needed here, please

I have , this afternoon, received a message on my mobile 'phone saying 'Hello (Brother’s Name) it’s EON. You still owe us for the energy you have used. You can pay online (using what looks like an odd Email address), or by calling an 0800 number

I am suspicious, & annoyed at the same time

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6586 "2019-10-21T15:27:47Z")

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I believe you aren’t the executor. Refer it to the executor.  
(((Hugs)))  
G xxx

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6587 "2019-10-21T15:28:15Z")

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Oh all right

I just thought there was nobody around to object

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6588 "2019-10-21T15:29:32Z")

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> [@3Wells](#):
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> thought there was nobody around to object

In some ways, dere Twellsy, deploying the trapeze is like al fresco sex (so I understand)

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6589 "2019-10-21T15:30:36Z")

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Nope

A trapeze is nothing like alfresco sex!

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6590 "2019-10-21T15:31:11Z")

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> [@3Wells](#):
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> A trapeze is nothing like alfresco sex!

Then yer doing it wrong.

> [@Gus](#):
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> I believe you aren’t the executor. Refer it to the executor.

Wot that Limpet said.

[fevvery hugs]

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 15:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6591 "2019-10-21T15:33:11Z")

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Am about to send Brother Kevin a sharp message…

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 16:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6592 "2019-10-21T16:13:23Z")

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Very sharp message indeed I trust dear chatelaine

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 16:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6593 "2019-10-21T16:25:22Z")

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> [@Carinthia](#):
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> I have , this afternoon, received a message on my mobile 'phone saying 'Hello (Brother’s Name) it’s EON. You still owe us for the energy you have used. You can pay online (using what looks like an odd Email address), or by calling an 0800 number

I don’t at all understand why EON would have your number as the contact for your brother.

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**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 16:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6594 "2019-10-21T16:27:27Z")

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Maybe worth checking here?

> **[Staying safe online - Help and support | E.ON](https://www.eonenergy.com/staying-safe-online.html)**
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> Avoid scams, learn about phishing and keep your confidential data safe with E.ON. Visit E.ON and find out more tips on how to stay safe online.

In particular:

_The senders email address may look trustworthy at first, but the name after the ‘@’ (the domain) can give you a clue as to whether it’s bogus. For example if the email is sent from: @eonHelpDeskUK.com, this is likely a phishing attempt, as we’d only send emails from @eonenergy.com._

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 16:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6595 "2019-10-21T16:49:51Z")

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Not Your Problem. Waste no more mental energy on it; shove it off on the people whose problem it _is_.

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 17:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6596 "2019-10-21T17:01:50Z")

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My Brother didn’t have a Mobile 'phone & is listed in my contacts under ‘Dad’, as he used Dad’s old Landline number .He didn’t use the Internetty at all

Ever

Brother Kevin agrees that it sounds suspicious,& suggests that I contact the Solicitor,as he is settling the financial affairs

Really not in the mood for all this Shite, so will get ready for this Wedding Reception

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 17:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6597 "2019-10-21T17:05:03Z")

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I do hope you can put this out of your mind for the time being and enjoy the wedding reception.  
Who gets married on a _Monday_? Well, I suppose it gets the worst bit of the week over and done with ;- )

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 17:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6598 "2019-10-21T17:16:40Z")

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We got married on a Wednesday…

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 17:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6599 "2019-10-21T17:17:17Z")

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> [@3Wells](#):
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> a Wednesday

Which is by definition not a Monday…

Tuesday, here.

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 17:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6600 "2019-10-21T17:28:19Z")

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True

Folk thought we were being awkward - but we had to fit in a wedding round the rally calendar

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6601 "2019-10-21T18:17:53Z")

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> [@3Wells](#):
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> we had to fit in a wedding round the rally calendar

Got to have a sense of wot’s important.

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