# So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [26 April 2019 15:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735 "2019-04-26T15:45:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 331
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6602 "2019-10-21T18:21:13Z")
We had to get married at Half-Term… Am absolutely mortified-here I am in my Glad Rags & a week early… Am having a pint of Proper Job before I go home Wottan Week Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6603 "2019-10-21T18:22:42Z")
Bah humbug, Carinthia. Summon them to get hitched _now_. It’s only fair. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6604 "2019-10-21T18:22:58Z")
Poor Darling! Try to enjoy your pint. Hugs. Soo xxxxxx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6605 "2019-10-21T18:25:28Z")
One doesn’t actually die of embarrassment, but Lord, how I"ve tried… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6606 "2019-10-21T18:27:54Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > One doesn’t actually die of embarrassment, but Lord, how I"ve tried… The fact that you haven’t shuffled orff with the blushes is a testament to your strength of character, Carinthia. Mr Bee sends sympathy. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6607 "2019-10-21T18:31:01Z")
I’ll be fine as long as I don’t start to cry… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6608 "2019-10-21T18:34:04Z")
No, don’t spoil your smartness wiv tramlines down yer face, there’s a Dear. Bluddy Mondays. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6609 "2019-10-21T18:41:11Z")
Does it make you feel better to know that I went to a certain amount of effort today to get to a hospital appointment which they have changed twice, and discovered that they had cancelled it and made me another for 4th November, for which I should get a letter … tomorrow? (It was meant to be six months after the one in mid-February.) Oh well, I paid a cheque into the bank, so it wasn’t a completely wasted journey. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6610 "2019-10-21T18:45:42Z")
Were you wearing Glad-Rags, Fishers? (Still a pretty shitey Monday. mind.) My Monday was good - sushi with DS and a Good Larf-at-Stuff-In-General. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6611 "2019-10-21T18:52:01Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > My Monday was good - sushi with DS and a Good Larf-at-Stuff-In-General. That sounds horribly smug. I don’t feel smug about it, just glad ovvan happy day. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6612 "2019-10-21T18:53:42Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > a testament to your strength of character Or her thirst? ;- ) ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6613 "2019-10-21T18:54:26Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > One doesn’t actually die of embarrassment, but Lord, how I"ve tried… Oh poor Carinthia! These mistakes are all too easily made but it is a horrible experience - much sympathy. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6614 "2019-10-21T18:55:20Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > just glad ovvan happy day. And so you should be, ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6615 "2019-10-21T18:55:43Z")
I know a chap who turned up 24 hours late to his own birthday party. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 18:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6616 "2019-10-21T18:56:40Z")
Gahhhhh! And another for Carinthia: gahhhhh! knit three , SSM\*([bead one, knit two six times] SSM) 22 times, bead one knit two ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 19:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6617 "2019-10-21T19:03:04Z")
knit three , SSM\*([bead one, knit two six times] SSM) 22 times, bead one knit two, lie on floor till head stops spinning. ? ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 19:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6618 "2019-10-21T19:05:30Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > Were you wearing Glad-Rags, Fishers? No, just a jumper whose sleeve could be turned up above the elbow for blood-collection. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 19:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6619 "2019-10-21T19:17:00Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > lie on floor till head stops spinning. That sort of thing, yes. Also, \*[fend off cat, comply with his food- and egress-related demands] repeat from \* as often as the Hairy Fool deems necessary… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 19:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6620 "2019-10-21T19:17:35Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Am absolutely mortified-here I am in my Glad Rags & a week early… A week _late_ would be far worse. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [21 October 2019 20:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6621 "2019-10-21T20:08:58Z")
> [@joe](#): > > A week _late_ would be far worse. Yerra Saint, joe. Yes, of course it would! A relative of mine was late for his own funeral. Soo xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735.md?page=330) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735.md?page=332)