# So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [26 April 2019 15:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735 "2019-04-26T15:45:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 335
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 12:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6682 "2019-10-23T12:29:02Z")
\< **Whooooooosssshhhhhhhh!** - kerTHUMPity - Oooof! \> Wotcher. wor Chatelaine \< grateful slurpity \> ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6683 "2019-10-23T13:07:05Z")
Whooooooosh Delicate landing with a basket of fresh bread still hot from the oven forra chatelaine Kicking boots also on to get closer to the pot by kicking Gusly shins… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6684 "2019-10-23T13:10:37Z")
There’s enuff fer everyone, Twellsy You Will NOT Kick Gus Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6685 "2019-10-23T13:13:12Z")
I would only kick if it looked like soup were running out Grateful acceptance of bowl of soup and delicate spoonings into mouth… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6686 "2019-10-23T13:16:28Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > I would only kick …me the once, Twellsy, rest assured of that. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6687 "2019-10-23T13:26:56Z")
I am going to suggest that there is no place for the Kicking Boots in The Cellar & that they remain outside With that Bluddy Trapeze… I may live alone, but I can assure you that I could still prolly feed the 5,000 if necessary\* - I can hear my Late MiL saying ‘she always kept a good table’ Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6688 "2019-10-23T13:35:54Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > 99.999999999% guaranteed no to be a car bomb! I specialise in defying the odds. Am in That Germany. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 13:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6689 "2019-10-23T13:58:45Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > If a car is legally parked on a side street outside a busybody’s house while the owner goes to the butcher the greengrocer the hardware shop and so on it is 99.999999999% guaranteed no to be a car bomb! Butcher and greengrocer, I’ll grant you, but the hardware shop _could_ be involved with the 0.000000001%… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 14:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6690 "2019-10-23T14:31:46Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > I could still prolly feed the 5,000 if necessary 5000 _Cellarites_ might be a challenge, though ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 14:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6691 "2019-10-23T14:49:36Z")
The whole board has fewer than a tenth of that. In fact, this morning it had 100. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 14:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6692 "2019-10-23T14:52:39Z")
_So far_… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 14:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6693 "2019-10-23T14:54:43Z")
Small but select. Or perhaps perfectly formed. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 15:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6694 "2019-10-23T15:05:33Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > Or perhaps perfectly formed. Speak for yourself… ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 15:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6695 "2019-10-23T15:31:43Z")
What, moi? You’re so kind. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 15:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6696 "2019-10-23T15:57:24Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > In fact, this morning it had 100. Plus the sisters and cousins and aunts of This Bird, who has driven a long way & then helped with setup of the show & is now going flump in preparation for four days of madness starting tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 15:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6697 "2019-10-23T15:59:24Z")
Flump restfully, dere Sparrer. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 16:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6698 "2019-10-23T16:26:16Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > Plus the sisters and cousins and aunts Good point. There’s only so many _members_, but what about guests and assorted hangers-on? No, that **doesn’t** mean that sodding trapeze! ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 16:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6699 "2019-10-23T16:36:55Z")
Earlier: ![IMG_20191023_075408](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/2/239b95959fd299a5bcec3e99b9c183193e458128.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 16:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6700 "2019-10-23T16:52:43Z")
“Elevation” doesn’t seem right, somehow. And (?)nüvi are usually so reliable… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [23 October 2019 17:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/6701 "2019-10-23T17:49:06Z")
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