# So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [26 April 2019 15:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735 "2019-04-26T15:45:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 497
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 15:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9922 "2020-01-11T15:58:20Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > pork & kipper sausages Are you pulling the Cellar’a collective leg, dere? ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 15:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9923 "2020-01-11T15:59:14Z")
Nope. I promise they were a fact. As were the rum & plum sausages. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 15:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9924 "2020-01-11T15:59:55Z")
Coo! The IoM is indeed one of the wilder shores of gastronomy. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 16:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9925 "2020-01-11T16:16:37Z")
I too have had black pudding today. Not the nicest, TBH, despite being from Bury. I prefer to buy it in rings, with a ‘skin’ wot has to be removed, if I can. DiL prefers a slice from the huge loaf shaped puddings produced by most butchers around here. I can’t be doing with those as they have huge lumps of fat in them Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 16:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9926 "2020-01-11T16:46:30Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > I drew the line at pork & kipper sausages though. The most terrible crimes against Sossinge are the ones that must be most thoroughly investigated. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 17:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9927 "2020-01-11T17:15:11Z")
I bought some bottle-green trousers today. That’s a first. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 17:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9928 "2020-01-11T17:52:26Z")
> [@Armrest](#): > > bottle-green trousers ‘Gracias,’ said Armrest to el vendedor… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 17:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9929 "2020-01-11T17:59:11Z")
I used to wear nowt BUT bottle green trouserrs or skirt with a bottle green jumper as my top layers! ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 18:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9930 "2020-01-11T18:49:28Z")
Here is your allotment of Scandiwegian madness for the day. For once, it’s not Finns. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 18:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9931 "2020-01-11T18:53:16Z")
Yes but that was a uniform, Twellsy I couldn’t join the Brownies because of the uniform 😂 I don’t do Brown… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 19:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9932 "2020-01-11T19:01:26Z")
Speakin’ as a naturally drab sort of bird, I have to say: I’d rather be shiny. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 20:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9933 "2020-01-11T20:09:44Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > Scandiwegian madness Whaddaya mean, madness? It worked just fine. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 20:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9934 "2020-01-11T20:18:20Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > Whaddaya mean, madness? It worked just fine. Observe the healthy glow. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 20:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9935 "2020-01-11T20:21:09Z")
It’s the cherry colour of the jet exhaust while in motion that amused me That’s ready for a smith’s hammer! ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 20:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9936 "2020-01-11T20:31:53Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > I don’t do Brown Neither do we, now. It was my school huniform colour and, surprisingly, that of Mrs Short-Armrest (see what I did there ???). ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 21:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9937 "2020-01-11T21:34:06Z")
I bought a deep green dress, today: ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/a/ad784f9cd8bf34050f19e6b33b35031a0466437a.jpg) It comes down to the beely knees, thankfully. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/justjanie/32/42_2.png) [@JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/JustJanie)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 21:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9938 "2020-01-11T21:50:34Z")
That will look lovely on you, Soo. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 21:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9939 "2020-01-11T21:55:42Z")
It looks okay, Janie and goes well with the family tartan scarf I’ll wear for Burns Night. Just returned from afternoon tea at friend’s house which morphed into summick alcoholic. Unaccustomed as I am…no, really…I returned home ‘early’. Hic! Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 21:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9940 "2020-01-11T21:56:52Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > I returned home ‘early’. **trans** : was stretchered back, blootered? ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [11 January 2020 21:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/9941 "2020-01-11T21:59:59Z")
😊 Soo xxxxxx eta I am off to bed. It’s the only recourse available. Two gallons of water have been consumed. Soo xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735.md?page=496) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735.md?page=498)