# So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [26 April 2019 15:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735 "2019-04-26T15:45:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 17:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1901 "2019-06-11T17:10:17Z")
They probably had a word in the keyholder’s she’ll like Fishy BBQ Ed sweetcorn has been had here Buggers now cooking Early start to see the eye specialist and have my lack of sight measured ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 17:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1902 "2019-06-11T17:38:42Z")
![IMG_20190611_175519_DRO](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/d/d28d974aa0401f55ed3acdcd0105f7502f4c4fe2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 18:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1903 "2019-06-11T18:21:18Z")
A proper Constable sky ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 18:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1904 "2019-06-11T18:25:43Z")
Meanwhile, here the sun has still been shining all day. I must be very righteous. Or maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 18:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1905 "2019-06-11T18:26:37Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > …to see the eye specialist The “see” bit is a reassuring start. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1906 "2019-06-11T21:04:39Z")
It has rained for most of the day today Sigh I didn’t go back to bed after the 'phonecall, but I did manage to sort 1 or 2 things, so that’s good The printer, wot I haven’t used for a while seems to have gorn on strike Sigh I may threaten it, & try again tomorrow Have we got Slammers? Please Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1907 "2019-06-11T21:09:50Z")
Slammage in abundance, Dahlink, fret you not. Tell the little bleeder, in detail, what you intend to do to its most intimate circuitry, and how slowly, then switch it off to have a good old think to itself overnight. Would you care for a small Toner as a chaser, Dere? ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1908 "2019-06-11T21:16:08Z")
Smack its bum & switch it orff, you say ? Will do Yes please to Toner… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1909 "2019-06-11T21:18:22Z")
Sound advice. Wot’s a toner? Apart from printer ink, that is. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1910 "2019-06-11T21:24:23Z")
Er well, it’s a sort of rinse to add a tinge of a different unnatural colour to chemically abused hair, sometimes: but mainly ittiz printer-fodder, and I have thrust wor Chatelaine willy-nilly into _The Goon Show_. ‘Do you always drink ink?’ ‘Only in the mating season.’ ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1911 "2019-06-11T21:30:43Z")
First broadcast in the year of my birth, I read. So, I’m too young to understand, Gus 😉 I’ll bumble off to bed wishing all Best Dreams. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1912 "2019-06-11T21:44:46Z")
Have some Gin, Soo I have managed to get it printing, but the Font is tiny Sigh Enuff fer today Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1913 "2019-06-11T21:51:57Z")
Printers is the troublemakers of the computin’ world. Show 'em you’ve got a big stick (cigarette lighters also good) and they generally behave. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 21:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1914 "2019-06-11T21:55:10Z")
I _think_ that I have sorted it, Dunnock Gawds Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 22:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1915 "2019-06-11T22:36:12Z")
I think looking up details of new ones and talking about getting one might shake some obedience into the beggar. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 22:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1916 "2019-06-11T22:43:10Z")
Very Tempting, Armers The printer itself was not expensive, & does the job, but the sodding inks aren’t cheap, & guaranteed not to be the same code number on a Noo one… 😉 I am not doing anything else remotely Techie today/tonight Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [11 June 2019 23:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1917 "2019-06-11T23:49:07Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > The printer itself was not expensive, & does the job, but the sodding inks aren’t cheap The usual ploy—flog the hardware cheap then keep raking in the money on the consumables. A particularly nasty trick is preventing them from working with third-party cartridges. > [@Carinthia](#): > > I have managed to get it printing, but the Font is tiny For the _bijou_ church… Seriously, that’s more likely to be a setting in whatever doc you’re printing than anything to do with the printer (though it _may_ also be set on the printer). You’re not inadvertantly printing 2- or 4-up, by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 June 2019 01:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1918 "2019-06-12T01:41:36Z")
I’m sure that it was an incorrect setting on the Waptop Joe , & I ‘unpressed’ a button, & with 1 bound, it was free… Azzitwere The Waptop has been seriously sluggish this week That’s prolly my fault too… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 June 2019 07:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1919 "2019-06-12T07:56:22Z")
I know people who buy a new inkjet printer every few months because it’s cheaper than ink. I have a boring old laser printer. Important tip: if you spill toner, do not try to hoover it up. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 June 2019 13:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735/1920 "2019-06-12T13:16:34Z")
Carrot & Coriander Soup being made here Intermittent rain here, but cold (for June) There is an Driller Killer neighbour about , so headache central too Carinthia.xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735.md?page=95) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-cower-in-the-cellar/1735.md?page=97)