So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

And note the crack squad of stealth chickens just behind her

6 Likes

Is that the Lavender Hill Dog?

7 Likes

OK, you’ve lost me.

I feel a kicking myself moment cannot be far away

6 Likes

Izzit summick to do with Samantha Bee?
I haven’t a clue, I’m afraid.
Soo xx

6 Likes

Love it!
Soo xx

5 Likes

I assumed it was to do with the assumed size of cup that Samantha (in ISIHAC) wears. If 12 is ¼ Samantha…

A unit of measurement like a millihelen, which is the unit of beauty required to launch one ship.

6 Likes

[Droops]

[Brightens]

We have ten ducklings in our garden. No recipe plans, please.

Soo xx

7 Likes

Your ducklings are safe.

Until they are a bit bigger.

6 Likes

Don’t be beastly, TFM. We do not want a drooping, mournful Bee.

6 Likes

but 48B is less a cleavage, more an address, really

but yes, self has been hacked sharply on the ankle by self…

6 Likes

OK, sorry. I guess we should wait until they’re a lot bigger

5 Likes

I helped to launch a rowing boat once.

6 Likes

Yes dear. Quite.

6 Likes

Mmmm.

Thinking hard…

It took four of us to launch the boat, which was maybe one ten thousandths of a ship. So Helen/(1000 x 10000 x 4) = 1 forty millionth of a Helen = me.

6 Likes

Be thankful for the dilution, dahlink. We are ;- )

6 Likes

Back to the Ducklings - they are very wee and are unlikely to be suitable for food (even behind a napkin) while the bees are in residence.

This morning, on approaching our car, it looked as though someone had adorned its grille with a weird Red Nose Day-type motif. Er, ner. It was, sadly, a male bullfinch. We have no idea for how long the little creature had been displayed. On the bright side, the weather forecast was utterly rubbish and we have had a glorious sunny day (with lots of wild-life spottings to keep us happy).

Soo xx

6 Likes

Homeopathic Helenation…

6 Likes

Oh how sad, Soo.

But an unexpected sunny day is a Good Thing.
Gxx

6 Likes

So itizz.
We almost had the makings forra BBQ, Gus, but were swayed by charlatans. First World, or what?

Soo xx

6 Likes

If it is any comfort wee bee we have 3 pairs of bullfinches and I saw a goldfinch in the garden yesterday

7 Likes