Turn my back for a couple of days and all hell is breaking loose! Sorry for all the general soreness, Fanta’s sore head in particular. Hope you’re all feeling better very shortly.
I’m arriving in Gatwick on Monday, very excited!
Turn my back for a couple of days and all hell is breaking loose! Sorry for all the general soreness, Fanta’s sore head in particular. Hope you’re all feeling better very shortly.
I’m arriving in Gatwick on Monday, very excited!
Oooh, have a wonderful time over here, JJ. I’m afraid I shan’t be up to doing any hurtling to see you: the spirit is willing, but the head might be a bit weak.
Yes, your poor head, do take care. Sounds like you’re in good hands.
Don’t worry, Janie, I’ve fired up the Candles, & St Jude is on speed dial…
Carinthia. xx
What about me and St Jude?
I thought I was a special Cause with him…
Or a lost one.
You’re on a list of one, Twellsy.
The rest ovvus move up and down our list according to need… 
Carinthia. xx
I appear to have had an Snoozette
Carinthia. xx
Good fing too. Sleep is good. I shall have some.
I was thinking something very similar. Just delete “sleep” and insert “beer”.
Ooh, I have Beer in my hand.
Dearest Dunnock, Birthday Birdie, I hope that you manage to have a good day






Carinthia. xx
Dear wee birdie
Happy Birthday
Birthday fry is ready
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEDGERS!
Soo xx
Happy Birthday, Little Birdie!
If the standard-issue yardarms have been newt-based, that explains a lot, I feel.
[innocent whistle]
Just seemed like a good time to mention it, that’s all.
No substitute yardarm-artist bothers dares to make this claim!
I am thrilled by our weather
It must be wet if they are advising us about it