Comment is superfluous…
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The obstetric analogy of choice is normally a melon or basketball but I suppose a pumpkin would work just as well wincefully.
Stalk first wouldn’t be pretty. At all.
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Ride cometh before a ball…
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Tsk. Not what Imeant.
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I have been busy with shopping for B’s Christmas present
Proper wool and pattern (on appropriate thread for comment) So now I am contemplating dinner
Perhaps proper pizza dough - made by machine…
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Dear oh dear oh dear, Joe.
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I blame the chickens: a very coarsening influence, chooks…
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What is coarse about a ride in a coach?
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The view from the front seats?
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But mice have sweet dainty rears…
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FTFY
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Sugar mice don’t!
And fairytale creatures do not need the bathroom or poop scoops as they never produce any widdle or poo
Well known fact!
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Christ onna Bike, Twellsy
Have they given you some new medication? 
Carinthia.xx
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Nope!
I am just making sure the rules of fairy tale animals are understood
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And you can always tell where a dragon has been by the smell of iron.
(The advanced tracker may notice subtler clues, like “everything being on fire” and “a sudden absence of princesses”.)
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I tend to notice dragon presence by the ruddy great claws of obsidian
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Oof
Have replaced the fleece filters in the tumble dryer vent hose contraption*
Technical Term, M’Lud
Liberates Pitcher
Carinthia.xx
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You are an Industrious Chatelaine and thoroughly deserving of this 'ere medicinal.
[pourity][pourity][pourity]
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Thank-you, Dear Dunnock
The hose vents into a container of cold water with fleece behind an plastic grille. The replacement fleece pads cost a fiver for 2, so I use fleece interlining/wadding, & cut my own.
Carinthia.xx
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