Notoriously aerodynamic, prawns.
[ker-twoing]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Raising a glass in absentia - hopefully one day we can manage it in person…
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Happy happy Birthday dear Chatelaine
I will organise a bit of a buffet for you to mop up champagne and a cheeseboard instead of a cake
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Happy Birthday, dear Chatelaine.
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Compared wiv, say, a lobster (until it gets its cerulean knitted waistcoat of course).
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DiL has just been with an doorstep delivery
Amongst the goodies are an Watson & Brown Porky Pie, & some of their Martyr Sossinge…
Carinthia. xx
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[unconvincingly sossinge-deprived tappity]
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You are incorrigible Dunnock
Have some of these pork black pudding and apple sossiges I have
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Oh, well, if you insist…
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That’s lovely, TFM.
I suppose a depraved tappity would be indecent messages in morse…
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One or two kilos of sossiges wee birdie?
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Let me just check the minimum runway length tables… you’ve got a sloping roof facing the prevailing wind, right?
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We have a wee ledge nearby that could be used, if “plummet” can be changed to “flight” within about 600 feet … but some very hard, sharp rocks await failure
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The portaloo has been removed and that before the arrival of DS and DiL. So the homestead appeared calm and collected. We all enjoyed the food. Another Kindly Birthday Wish to Carinthia before I hit the sack.
Best nights, all,
Soo xx
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Thank-you Soo, & everyone. I thought that I had posted, but got distracted by the Recycling Bins.
Sigh
Anyhoo, Pitchers are Proffered
Carinthia.xx
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I am going to raise a glass to Barry Cryer, whose wit has punctuated my life.
As a small aside, for those of you who do FaceAche, my Birthday Fundraiser has raised £210 for Mary’s Meals.
I am delighted
Carinthia.xx
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Joining you in the glass-raising, Darling 
. ISIHAC will never be the same again, again.
And AttaChatelaine!
Gxx
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Morning all
I am off to get stabbed in my shoulder this morning
I will leave a platter of bacon butties and a pitcher of BMs for all to share
Share means allowing all to have an equal amount of a finite resource wee birdie!
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