Chips are a rare contribution to our diet but when they happen they are done proper like
Mr Bee is having fun
Any word about a Poodle?
I worry her
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Aye well, thank your lucky stars you werenāt at mine tonight. One young woman in pyjama bottoms, hoodie & trainers (not really an issue). Her huge-arsed friend was in peachy/flesh-coloured leggings, hoodie & flip-flops; and that was an issue. I didnāt claw my eyes out, but it was close. They canāt be all bad, though, bless 'em: buying fags & vodka;- )
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Ach, take up sheep, dere.
Gxx
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āI worry herā
You worry us
All the time.
Orff up the road fer me Airing
I will be wearing an coat & scarfā¦
Carinthia.xx
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As they say about the footballersā wives near us, thatāll be āaal fur coats and nae knickasā then, Carinthia 
Soo xx
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Snerk, and also Tsk. The Chatelainely underpinnings will be present, correct and co-ordinated. Even if she isnāt crossing a bus route. [grinnity]
Gxx
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I deserve the ātskā. It wozzan cheap shot.
So much food has been consumed on Mr Beeās quest for party replacement. Last night, I roasted sea bass with tomatoes and fried padrĆ³n peppers - this was a relief from the expertly prepared stuff Iāve been eating.
Deffo not a gourmand,
Soo xx
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Donāt be daft, wor Bee: it was the cause of grinnage , with no malice in it. Tsks are not to be taken to heart. We could blast one another with our Modly Superpowers, you know;- )
Well, last nightās supper sounds bluddy lovely, and I am glad todayās lunch was good, although Mr Bee is a rotter for sharing just the one chip.
Sorry itās all getting A Bit Too Much, me dear.
Gxx
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Not really, Gus. But, Mr Bee can eat everything in sight and does not gain weight. He is the same weight and shape as when we married, fgs. We visited a Garden this week and the Head Gardener (who knows us) said, referring to Mr Bee, that heād āseen more fat on an oven chipā. I arsk you.
Soo xx
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Oof
6Ā° outside & the weather thingy says it feels more like 3Ā°
The weather thingy is not wrongā¦
Carinthia.xx
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The utter ratbag! Snot fair. āLike a dressed coathangerā? Himself was that, except when there was a misunderstanding about the nuts.
Um, I should probably clarify here. To wean him off Greggās sausage rolls as a work snack, I started buying bags of mixed nuts.
After a couple of weeks, we had a little chat about why the trousis were getting a little snug. I think it went along the lines of āYouāre not meant to eat the whole bag, you feckinā eejit!'.
Gxx
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But my version of himself could eat any amount of mixed nuts without crushingā¦Oh, well - Iām doomed to an increasing girth. And, I have a Wedding to attend at the beginning of July and I canāt find an outfit. Such first world stresses, I know.
Best nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Chez Sparrer, that usually happens when the day has a Y in it.
Iāll just get me tin hat.
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Gin, Soo. 
Itās the tonic wot does the damageā¦
There used to be talk of āmidriff bulgeā when I was much younger, &, sadly itizz a Thing, & virtually impossible to shift
I have lit the Candles to warm us up abit
Carinthia.xx
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[fizzity ping!] [sloshity]
Pore Sparrer. Struck by Ginā¦
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Morning all
I am happy
I had a nice breakfast with Ulster bacon sossiges and tatie farls with the miracle of hotel catering for hundreds of folks who are all in a hurry-soft fried eggs
Not having modly super powers I will just watch ye lot playing with yours
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You can get quite a lot of gin in a tin hat.
Clearly itās a better hotel than the last one I was staying in (see photos from March, up-thread). As far as Iām concerned a hotel has two jobs: I want to sleep well, and I want to have a hyooooge breakfast.
yardarm
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I ask for a clean bathroom that I can use as well as food and quiet comfy bedrooms
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Iād happily swap that forran good power shower.
The blurry OSR is getting right up my nose.
Soo xx
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Bugrit. 'Orrible yellow thing. Poor Bee.
Gxx
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