The person who gave Mr C his, was the one interested in ships & the sea. Mr C was quite surprised at the time…
Carinthia.xx
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Assuming for a moment that you wanted to smuggle an unexploded artillery shell through a passenger airport, which airport would you choose?
‘Not Ben Gurion’ is indeed the correct answer.
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Surely that would depend on the place to which I was trying to smuggle it?
If I knew anything about such things of course.
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Morning all from the rally in Killarney
The hotel does enormous breakfasts and last night’s dinner was something else
I have one question for chef
When did grated carrot become part of the recipe for Caesar salad?
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Oh, indeed…
It’s being a beautiful, sunny morning. We have a walk planned, well away from any OSR. Tomorrow will be lunch in Berwick, Wednesday will be afternoon tea with friends and Sunday will be lunch in Edinburgh. Walkies are needed.
Soo xx
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Am offering decor/clothing advice this afternoon, again via Morrisons. That will be my exercise for the day!
Carinthia.xx
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I have to report a problem with breakfast
There was so much I was unable to eat the sossiges
Well I couldn’t eat All of the sossiges……
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How tragic, that happening on a day when yon Sparrer is off duty.
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Very lucky folk they are, Carinthia! I am struggling through pickage of clothing forran Wedding (not Family, but one can’t attend in rags).
ETA That sounds a bit needy and wasn’t meant to be 
Soo xx
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Oof
Flump
Have been back forran hour. We had a very late Lunch after Morrisons, & it was just fine enuff to sit outside for it. It’s still very breezy here.
Are we looking forran dress & jacket, Soo, or summat less formal?
Carinthia.xx
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I’ve received a dress, today, innan size larger than my usual. I’ll try it on come Monday - if I dare. I’ll send you pics.
Good nights, all.
Soo xx
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Don’t fret about the size, Soo. No 2 companies are the same. It has to be wearable, comfortable, & make you feel good.
Carinthia.xx
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Ah, boxin’ gloves.
Ok, perhaps I have been to rougher weddings than some;- )
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Some of us have attended weddings to separate her family from his family all of them weilding baseball 
I was in uniform of course
ETA there’s a delightful little children’s talent competition on in the theatre attached to the hotel today
We are in a hutch off the balcony level of said theatre
Gus dear want to have some fun putting us out of our delightful company of the dear wee childer?
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Having a lie-in. Sure you’ll think of something, Twellsy.
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Every wedding and funeral should be the direct cause of at least one wedding and at least one funeral.
yardarm
wot she said about our Reen…
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A noose?
It’s singing prancing and allegedly playing the fiddle
Either the fiddle or a cat 
is being murdered to death
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“I heard a cat being tortured, so I had to break in to save it.”
“Did you have to use a torpedo warhead designed to poke holes through battleships?”
“’‘s’ wot I had to hand, innit?”
“Yes, about that…”
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And at least one baptism, I can’t believe you missed the baptism.
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