Approx 9". Unless the sneaky wee bugger is bending at the knees.
And obviously, via a train of what passes for thought, and Special for Twellers:
‘D’you remember Munroe,
In the P.A B.O?
He was tallish and mentally dim.
The talk of heredity can’t be quite true,
He was dropped on his head by his ayah at two,
I presume that by now he’ll have reached G.H.Q.
I’m sure that’s what happened to him.’
Afternoon all
I am swinging in my egg
Afternoon, Twellsy and all.
We walked to see the sheep and horses - and, enjoy the ruddy OSR - found Padrón peppers for dinner and bought compost and pots to supply DD with freebie (sp?) alpine plants. We’ll visit Embra on Sunday.
Tonight’s dinner is planned to comprise lemon sole with PP, roasted sprouts and potatoes for him azz duzz.
Soo xx
Having spent some time on estate agent’s websites recently (selling OMCB’s flat etc), I read this as ‘lemon sole with planning permission’.
Well, quite. I have become very lazy and must buck up, TFM 
Good luck with the flat sale!
Soo xx
But lazy is good. Isn’t it? Or have I been getting it wrong all these years?
Too late for me to change now anyway.
I’ll go with “lazy” as a fall-back position.
The ideal is supine, with a long straw and a long drink on the other end of it.
Good luck with the flat sole, too;- )
Itizz.
Gawds, Gus - you see things that ordinary mortals don’t, to be sure 
Soo xx
And there are only certain places on the standard human anatomy that such a formation could occur.
Bollox.
Howz the hens, joe?
Soo xx
That would hurt.
Bear in mind that, bein’ a limpet, I have no knees. [grinnity]
I have many ovvem but the sum total ovvem is knackered.
Soo xx
Sympathy dear twin
Knees are a design fault I think
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Only when one has opportunity to knacker them, I’d say. Otherwise, they seem perfectly fit for purpose.
Sympathy to my twin for much worse happenings.
Soo xx
Good nights,
Soo xx
Gin, Darling
I was present when the Beely Knees got knackered, & it was awful.
I have been checking my Railcard, & it appears that the government are ignoring the fact that I was only able to use it in 2019, & not for the full 3 years. No refunds or extensions allowed, so I will have to replace/renew it in June.
Carinthia.xx
Yup, that’s the policy on all of them. Just because you couldn’t use it for a year and shouldn’t use it for another several years, that’s no reason to give you a refund.
There was a notice in bold print saying that the government didn’t consider Covid an excuse…
The offer is £30 per year, or £70 for 3 years when bought online, & the saving is 30% on all rail fares.
I’m too young for a pension, but old enuff for an Old Buggas Railcard…
Very costly for those who have to pay thousands to commute.
Carinthia.xx