So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

[HedgeSparrow]

Mm, gloop.

[Carinthia]

In my admittedly limited experience, bought tortilla chips are triangular, wivvan slight curve, to scoop the gloop.
Nachos seem to be oblong, but again with the slight curve

I have opened Waine, if anyone would care to join me. I resisted the temptation last night, indeed all week, but Bolleaux to it tonight…

Carinthia.xx

[HedgeSparrow]

Cheers!

[Gus]

@Carinthia

but Bolleaux to it tonight

Words to live by, Dahlink.
Gxx

[soobee]

Embra is alive and kicking (particularly Bump). Poodle was gorgeous, as ever. Baby-stuff shopping was largely achieved, but what’s with all the grey stuff for babies? Off to bed - good nights, all.

Soo xx

[Gus]

@soobee

grey stuff for babies

For neonates maybe not, but for the crawly stage it makes sense imo: everything ends up grey anyway;- )
Hurrah! forra Poodle.
Gxx

[Gus]

Daylight can feck right off, as can accompanying birds (soz Hedgers, but yer cousins are toast, or more likely páté).
That is all.
No it’s not. Anyone being audibly Alive in the immediate vicinity is now a legitimate target. Fair warning.

[HedgeSparrow]

[creepity] [creepity]
[ginnity]
[creepity] [creepity]

(You have been privileged to observe the Sparrer’s famous hundred-yard sneak, as performed before the crowned heads of Europe. Well, the jewellers to the crowned heads of Europe.)

yardarm

[Carinthia]

One has been awake since 4am

One agrees…

Summons Vodka Sparrer Toot Sweet from the On - Sweet…

Carinthia.xx

[HedgeSparrow]

[vooooosh][flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity]

[pourity] [pourity] [pourity]

That sort of day innit?

[3Wells]

I am at a motorsport event and we were stuffed to bursting last night

A starter of a sharing board with ribs garlic mushrooms chicken wings chips and dips with a steak cooked to perfection and garlicky chips with French fried onions was main course

The French fried onions were perfectly light and crispy from being soaked in Guinness and tossed in flower before being fried

We waddled to bed

I am still waddling To tell the truth

This club believes that we are starving and need feeding despite evidence to the contrary my circumference

[ThatFunnyMummy]

@soobee

what’s with all the grey stuff for babies?

What’s with all the grey stuff, full stop? Every other damn thing seems to be grey at the moment - clothes, upholstery, paint, furniture, all bloody grey. I think it’s supposed to be ‘tasteful’ or something. Just boring, imo.

[3Wells]

Our new car is charcoal grey

It looks smart

[HedgeSparrow]

Hmph tseep.

[ThatFunnyMummy]

Oh! Er, um, well, silvery grey with chestnut trimmings is an exception, obviously. Very stylish.

Changing the subject rapidly…

Hats off to whoever named these roads

I don’t much care what the houses are like, I want to live in either Bishy Barny Bee Gardens or (preferably) Pollywiggle Drive.

[Gus]

Both make me feel distinctly stabby. Mind you, I’d be hard-put to come up with anything that doesn’t today. Gin, um… That’s it.

[Fanta]

Swaffham, eh?

[Gus]

Yes, swaff 'em all!

[soobee]

All izz clear:

Bishy bishy barney bee
Tell me when your wedding be
If it be tomorrow day
Take your wings and fly away.
Fly to the east, fly to the west,
Fly to the one I love the best.

A Bishy Barny Bee izzan Ladybird (or a murderous Bishop). Hth.

Soo xx

[Gus]

And a pollywiggle is a tadpole (or the walk my young friend did across Trafalgar Square when she was so pissed she had lost one shoe and refused to remove the other one).

Normally I love dialect; but just imagine living in either of those streets and being on the phone to customer service/111/whoever and trying to give your address…

I’m no fun today. Sorry for being a grouch.
ETA: tonight’s TA hasn’t helped.