So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

Not The Archers
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I am just amazed that an appointment is available so soon

I will never get my discs in my spine back but anything is better than opiods

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It is a simply wonderful thing. Iā€™m so pleased for you.

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Oof

Flump

Back from collecting my newspaper. There was a young man sitting outside the shop who asked me for loose change. Most unusual, & he didnā€™t ask anyone else.

Enquiries were made in the shop, & it appears that he is banned, as he is a persistent thiefā€¦

#anotherstrangeSundayinNewbold

Am having a flatbread sort of thing wiv Mozzarella, & garlic mushrooms, as I need something calorific before the medication tonight.

Carinthia.xx

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I had Roquefort on toast with scrambled eggs for dinner as I was not up to cooking dinner

The Bull does good scrambled eggs

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987

Backs out of The Cellar until the Cheese Cage is securedā€¦ :wink:

Carinthia.xx

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[gets out flamethrower ā€˜nā€™ chainsaw]

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Wrong type of chair? Bests for tomorrer, Carinthia-Dear.
Soo xx

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990

Oh calm yourselves I have the cage door locked two hours ago

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Thank-you, Soo. I have been really out of sorts this week, but I feel better today.

Medicinals poured though

Justin Caseā€¦ :wink:

Carinthia.xx

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992

Morning all

I may cancel today with my neck/shoulder pain

I try not to whimper

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993

Medicinals all round, then.

yardarm

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994

Does gin mix with strong poppy pills?

If so might I have the biggest glass of gin evva?

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Oh poor Twellsy.

I donā€™t see why not, probably increases the effect.

Anyways, ahem, what is the opinion of the cellarā€¦

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996

They look similar to intimate male body parts for an anatomically correct doll

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997

Oh dear.

I used to know someone who got upset if he saw anyone scraping carrots; heā€™d have fainted if he saw those being cooked.

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Must have ā€˜em for the next barbecue, for choppinā€™ and grillinā€™.

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Just donā€™t feed 'em to me: they are based on pea protein. Not that it tells you so on their website, but Tesco give the game away.

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To a first approximation I donā€™t even offer you anything with Plant Bits in it, even if the rest is meat.

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You, after all, are made of meat. And you wouldnā€™t want me to get hungry. Or angry.

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Sossiges should be at least 95% meat the rest being fat and skin

Plants are not meant to be in sossiges

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