I’d assumed that our Dear Fish was of the freshwater variety.
Soo xx
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That’s why it took so long to think of it.
I have not been partaking of opiates this morning.
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Good. Well, that you’ve not had any need to, thatizz. I thought that I wozz in a parallel reality this morning, but that could have been because I’ve been awake since 04.20.
Soo xx
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Have an Hug, Soo
And Gin… 
Cariinthia.xx
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wivvan cocktail opiate onna stick?
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Passes over the blue pills…
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I’ll pass on the opiates, ta. Well that is a feat in and of itself, iyswim 
Thank you, Carinthia.
Tonight we’ll be treating ourselves to prawns and courgettes (Madhur) and some madey-uppy dahl. Mr Bee will have a naan bread.
Soo xx
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Snorkity tsk, wee Bee.
Gxx
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Twellsy, are you sure you’re not peddling Viagra there? 
Innan spectacularly stupid incident, I have just upended a dish of buttered potatoes & peas down my skirt & onto the carpet…
Sigh & Spit
Carinthia.xx
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Ah, bah!
Wot you need is an Labrador. Reduces all cleaning-up problems to the problem of cleaning up after the dog.
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Bugrit, Darling. Not what you need, particularly on a Monday.
Gxx
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An hour ago, I had found a Noo bottle of the carpet spot-cleaner I use.
I didn’t expect to be using it so quickly!
Carinthia.xx
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Well I hasn’t. Will be rectifying that fairly soon, however. Cracking open a celebratory Hermitage…
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What are you celebrating, Joe? My brain is not working ATM
Carinthia.xx
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The Bluddy Grandfather clock has just struck 12
Should I start today again?
Carinthia.xx
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Getting old!
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Many happy returns, joe.
What’s being served with the Hermitage? Something appropriately celebratory, I trust.
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Bet I beat you there, joe. Happy birthday, youngun.
Soo xx
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So old am I, that I am going to wander up the apples and pears to sleep forran hour.
Soo xx
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zzzzz well, little Bee
Gxx
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