So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

Ooooooo Bushy’s brewery

I am very fond of their beers

Happy memories

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I have been egged on, though I fear this may contribute to Our Chatelaine feeling a bit queasy…

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Kinell, Fishy

That ‘swimsuit’ is adorned with porcelain flowers, as well as everything else

Winces

Liberates Pitcher

Ponders…

Carinthia.xx

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:scream:

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No. 13 weighs over 10kg! That poor model.

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The dress or the model?

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Snork, Joe

Couture gowns are engineered / constructed from inside out, azzitwere, with the base layers supporting both the body & the dress.
There is, usually, neither ease nor stretch.

Huge bridal gowns have a complicated internal structure &, if strapless/skinless/boneless, as so many brides wish them to be, have to be Bluddy tight.

Bruises are not uncommon…

Carinthia.xx

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Can I have the swimsuit for the gin lake?

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Errrr …no.

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I realise these things are meant to show off “here’s what we can do” more than “here is a thing you might want to wear to get married in”, but very few of them say “wedding dress” to me at all. (And all that farting about with eye decoration really doesn’t help.)

I mean, yeah, swimsuit, so what? If you tried to swim in it you’d (a) sink and (b) get tangled in your own veil. And for me at least a wedding is not a place to show off your skin.

I rather like the spikes of #2; the full-body veil of #4 seems as though it would rather get in the way of any kissing; #6 seems to be trying to say “angel with clipped wings”; #9 is excellent but doesn’t suggest “wedding” at all; #12 is clearly a personal re-entry system with ablative heat shield; #15 looks like the Bulgarian entry to Eurovision; #18 should be active fabric so that one can change the message (“just had the best man, going off with him, bye”).

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Beeeeeyooooutifully put, Dunnock.

:beers:?

Carinthia.xx

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I only want the squeakwinned swimsuit sans veil

I can be perrsitant and a swimsuit covers more than a bikinki

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The Gin would destroy the pearls, Twellsy…

Carinthia.xx

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Well that’s a blessing.

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Then can I have a swan inspired bikinki?

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There’d be the danger of looking like an Dying Duck…

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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I am too noisy to be a dying duck

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Gawds

I hope that the Beely Picnic went well

I have just been constructing vegetable soup, such is the wevver here. I opened a Noo bag of frozen sweetcorn & a good third ovvit leapt onto the Utiddly Room floor…

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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The Beely Picnic* wozz great. Monteviot Gardens are glorious and the sun shone down upon us. I am now awaiting news from a Friend.
Soo xx

*Hot smoked salmon in home-made bread rolls, cheese and leek flan, little porkie pies, cheese scones, cherry tomatoes and wine (the latter for two ovvus azz t’others were designated).

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Blimey Soo

I could eat that right now.
Am just about to have an bowl of soup

No sun here today, just alternating dark, & not so dark.

In ‘normal’ times, I may well have attended a funeral today. The brother of someone I went to school with, & who was a neighbour at that time.
He was 48, & leaves 3 small children.

Sigh

I have to say that I am quite pleased that we are still not allowed to attend funerals, unless family, or named friends. This would have been Italian, & too much to deal wirh ATM.
He has a Candle burning

Carinthia.xx

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