# So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [13 July 2022 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098 "2022-07-13T09:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 18:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/982 "2022-08-26T18:49:04Z")
![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/6/6e7fefefe584f072c45a743c62f09effe1a8ef45.png) Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 20:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/983 "2022-08-26T20:24:02Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > ginger lime and chilli chicken Sounds a bit delicious, Twellsy šŸ˜‹. We made cauli ā€˜steaksā€™, deep-fried whole onion ā€˜flowersā€™, falafels and pomegranate raitha. Did the job. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 20:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/984 "2022-08-26T20:53:20Z")
Gin needed. Lots of gin. Urgently. Look, donā€™t tell TFD I said this but Iā€™ve had it up to **HERE** with awkward, devious old buggers - sorry, elderly fathers - and I may not be able to take much more of it. Er, did I mention needing gin? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 20:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/985 "2022-08-26T20:55:48Z")
Thereā€™s a hosepipe ban, so we shall arrange an private standpipe, dere, and with all possible speed. Sympathies. Gx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/986 "2022-08-26T21:08:26Z")
Aaaah! Thatā€™s better, ta. (And sometimes, it does help just to be able to _say_ these things.) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/987 "2022-08-26T21:13:29Z")
Yes, it does, TFM Have Severial Hugs too Provides ice buckets fer yer standpipe There used to be a picture ovvan Tiny Tin of Tonic, but I canā€™t find itā€¦ Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/988 "2022-08-26T21:18:34Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Tiny Tin of Tonic I inadvertently put it in the recycling, Carinthia šŸ„¹ There - Iā€™ve said it. Sorry for your troubles, TFM. TToT never helped anyone, though. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/989 "2022-08-26T21:19:34Z")
On the way north today I overtook a Chivas Regal tanker. A Chivas Regal _tanker_. Werl, Jenny the Wheels has been lookinā€™ for a new drivinā€™ jobā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/990 "2022-08-26T21:22:20Z")
It was probably empty at the time, given direction of travel. One hopes. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/991 "2022-08-26T21:27:03Z")
Gawds Havenā€™t had Chivas Regal for yearsā€¦ Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/992 "2022-08-26T21:32:53Z")
I have never _knowingly_ had Chivas Regal. I _am_ knowingly having Nitrofurantoin, so Iā€™ll shuffle off. Best wishes, all. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/993 "2022-08-26T21:35:38Z")
Oh Soo Sigh šŸø šŸø šŸø šŸø šŸø Medicinal, of course Chivas Regal has an bitovvan fancy-shaped bottleā€¦ Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/994 "2022-08-26T21:36:35Z")
Sleep tight, little Bee. Yon Sparrer hasnā€™t yet reported a Blue Plaque on a Perthly pavement. I feel there should be one. Either that or you should have been given the Freedom of the City as an apology. Gxx PS: > [@Carinthia](#): > > bitovvan fancy-shaped bottle Might have been a fancy-shaped tanker too. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 21:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/995 "2022-08-26T21:51:30Z")
I grew up near two whiskey distilleries and they didnā€™t use tankers Sherry casks to mature the water of life in yes Brewed distilled blended and bottled on site as is proper And no Bluddy peat near the amber nectar ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [26 August 2022 23:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/996 "2022-08-26T23:53:12Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > amber nectar Or ā€˜golden throat- charmerā€™, as Himself would have had it. And frequently did;- ) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 August 2022 03:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/997 "2022-08-27T03:00:55Z")
It is sodding quarter to four in the bleedinā€™ morning and some humorous quadruped just bit my feckinā€™ knee. Yes, ā€˜soddingā€™ gets a G. Why? Dunno. Thereā€™s probably a Gus style bible somewhere. There is certainly an Cat here, cleaninā€™ (see) vigorously, while I cower under the duvet. I got Bit earlier too, in the bra-strap region, by some class of airborne hexaped. pod. Whatever. Bitey little shite. Not Happy. Well, might as well kertwoinnggg! now. Have an ## yardarm Leave some for later, eh, dears. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 August 2022 06:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/998 "2022-08-27T06:31:29Z")
[quietly dies of thirā€”] Oh hullo olā€™ limpet didnā€™t see you there. [genteel gluggity] ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 August 2022 08:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/999 "2022-08-27T08:59:54Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > [genteel gluggity] Perth does strange things to oneā€¦ Donā€™t come back as changed as I was, Sparrer. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 August 2022 09:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1000 "2022-08-27T09:49:25Z")
Ulster fries ready I have a sweetly purring leopard lap rug ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 August 2022 10:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1001 "2022-08-27T10:29:57Z")
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