# So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [13 July 2022 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098 "2022-07-13T09:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 09:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1162 "2022-09-03T09:40:38Z")
Nor do you have to pay for these Ulster Fries ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 11:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1163 "2022-09-03T11:19:16Z")
[sniffity] Somebody out there is fryin’ something. And they have not invited me. [checks array of knives] ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 11:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1164 "2022-09-03T11:19:24Z")
No need to koff up for this Poodle: ![IMG-20220903-WA0002](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0600b1008bbf429a55559e037e3cefe2b3eec404.jpeg) Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 11:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1165 "2022-09-03T11:20:04Z")
Clearly an Faithful Hound! ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 11:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1166 "2022-09-03T11:58:09Z")
She is indeed, Hedgers. Quite the most gentle and entertaining animal that I’ve known. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 13:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1167 "2022-09-03T13:30:25Z")
And no need to koff up for my fries for the cellar Reproachful look to sparrer ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 13:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1168 "2022-09-03T13:33:25Z")
Hmm I was supposed to be having an late Lunch with a former customer this afternoon. She ‘phoned this morning, & said that she would get back to me to agree a time, & hasn’t. She isn’t at home, & doesn’t carry her mobile’ phone with her. Sigh Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 13:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1169 "2022-09-03T13:34:30Z")
Havin’ a fry-up wivout invitin’ yer local Sparrer shows a lack of respeck’. Next fing you know they’ll be running their own businesses wivout… insurance. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 13:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1170 "2022-09-03T13:47:09Z")
I proffer an unceasing invitation to our cellar denizens for when I am cooking Only I ask our wee birdie to refrain from sitting on me wooden spoon while I am trying to cook ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 15:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1171 "2022-09-03T15:03:46Z")
Former customer finally 'phoned to explain the delay, which was caused by non-arrival of taxi, & 2 x 5ft Yucca plants… No Me neither… Anyhoo, I now have to cook summat, so corned beef hash is being made Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 15:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1172 "2022-09-03T15:16:33Z")
![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/f/ffc458e6fbd60878f4b56364e35320ef76294905.jpeg) The cellar needs more axolotls. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 15:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1173 "2022-09-03T15:19:33Z")
More axolotls! More axolotls! More axolotls! Axolotls rock, imo. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 15:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1174 "2022-09-03T15:53:44Z")
Who says gills are only for the inside, eh? ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 16:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1175 "2022-09-03T16:15:31Z")
ME! I think that flauntin’ gills leaves them vulnerable ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 16:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1176 "2022-09-03T16:31:01Z")
That axolotl looks as if it has just been scolded unfairly. Poor fing, it’s all sad. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 16:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1177 "2022-09-03T16:49:14Z")
There has been no axolotl chow for _weeks_, maybe months. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 16:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1178 "2022-09-03T16:50:25Z")
Can I cook it something?? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 16:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1179 "2022-09-03T16:54:15Z")
Potted shrimps would probably be well received. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 16:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1180 "2022-09-03T16:59:21Z")
Right I can do potted frozen shrimps Brown shrimps are not available here Wanders off to clarify butter to poach shrimps ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [3 September 2022 17:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1181 "2022-09-03T17:03:24Z")
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