# So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098>\
**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [13 July 2022 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098 "2022-07-13T09:29:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
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I always over cater so there should be enuff for a herd of them…

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**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\
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What is the proper collective noun, I wondered to myself. It seems that axolotls are usually solitary creatures and are, therefore, a cheap round. Excellent critturs!

Soo xx

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [3 September 2022 21:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1184 "2022-09-03T21:36:56Z")

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Especially once they find the gin lake.

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**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\
**Post date:** [3 September 2022 21:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1185 "2022-09-03T21:41:23Z")

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Well, quite. I am happy to give up my share of the gin lake to axolotls, azz I’m a benificent bee who hazz plenty of other sources of juniper juice (she said, coyly).

Off to bed. G’nights, all.

Soo xx

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 00:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1186 "2022-09-04T00:13:14Z")

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Ax a little, give a lotl:  
Gracefully cede the lake  
To the frilly-gilled one, and make  
A bee-line for the bottle.

Gxx

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 00:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1187 "2022-09-04T00:17:10Z")

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Nightcap, Snifter or Pitcher, Dahlink?

Carinthia. xx

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 00:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1188 "2022-09-04T00:20:44Z")

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Oooh, a nightcap, please. Just a small pint of Jamesons;- ) Cheers, Darling.  
Gxx

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 00:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1189 "2022-09-04T00:34:54Z")

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I hope the axalotls don’t take a shine to my squeakwins as the gin lake holds many of mine and I know where they are

And have counted them

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 00:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1190 "2022-09-04T00:54:15Z")

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Didn’t you read the notice?

NO LITTERIN’  
By order.  
Fine poodles excepted

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 07:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1191 "2022-09-04T07:52:36Z")

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My squeakwins are stored in the gin lake as that keeps them shiny

Have an Ulster fry wee birdie

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 08:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1192 "2022-09-04T08:34:40Z")

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Have an

# yardarm

(for cockytail purposes axolotls count as a sort of newt)

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 17:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1193 "2022-09-04T17:03:59Z")

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Oof

Humid & Horrid outside

Needed an umbrella to walk up the road fer me newspaper.

Need an Pitcher now

Please

Carinthia. xx

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**Post date:** [4 September 2022 17:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1194 "2022-09-04T17:06:51Z")

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We are eating sardines on toast, because the sardines had got Elderly.

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**Post date:** [4 September 2022 17:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1195 "2022-09-04T17:09:13Z")

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That is Elder abuse

Eating geriatrics beings is NOT ON…

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 17:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1196 "2022-09-04T17:45:32Z")

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![weather_20220904T17:15](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f63b2287767cf50c2e64671ff0b298c9352dcf87.png)  
Glad I ain’t at sea tonight.

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**Post date:** [4 September 2022 17:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1197 "2022-09-04T17:48:26Z")

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Has Snifter of Medicinal Brandy to settle stomach… 😉

Erm, have you checked outside fer The Oaf?

He loves sardines…

Carinthia. xx

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> [@Carinthia](#):
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> He loves sardines…

Too Late.

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**Post date:** [4 September 2022 17:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1199 "2022-09-04T17:51:55Z")

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He can’t have 'em; they are **mine**.

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**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 18:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1200 "2022-09-04T18:09:43Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> Gracefully cede the lake  
> To the frilly-gilled one, and make

Only in The Cellar. Love it.

Soo xx

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [4 September 2022 20:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1201 "2022-09-04T20:31:40Z")

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> [@HedgeSparrow](#):
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> Glad I ain’t at sea tonight.

Wish I were. They’d all be goin’ green and heavin’…  
and that’s just the _waves_

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