# So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [13 July 2022 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098 "2022-07-13T09:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 04:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1362 "2022-09-11T04:25:16Z")
I treated my American SiL to a beautiful Ulster fry with soda farls fried in the bacon fat She buttered it I wuz horrorified Butter on bread with mushrooms cooked in butter beside it and a fried egg on top ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 08:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1363 "2022-09-11T08:18:40Z")
Butter is good flyin’ fuel… # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 09:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1364 "2022-09-11T09:36:00Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > my American SiL Half the buggers seem not to eat butter at all, so things could be worse. > [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > Butter is good flyin’ fuel… But aviation fuel is rubbish on toast. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 10:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1365 "2022-09-11T10:13:17Z")
Good for _making_ toast though. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 18:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1366 "2022-09-11T18:28:54Z")
Quiet in here ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 18:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1367 "2022-09-11T18:31:16Z")
I have bin out Frivolling. (Not many hurt.) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 18:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1368 "2022-09-11T18:33:46Z")
Then you obviously weren’t puttin’ yer back into it. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 19:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1369 "2022-09-11T19:05:47Z")
Well, I wasn’t workin’ was I? ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 20:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1370 "2022-09-11T20:37:17Z")
Have you been given a diagnosis, Twellsy? Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 22:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1371 "2022-09-11T22:11:40Z")
Not yet I know that the stair rods are helping me with my asthma but my eye is another matter I have the delights of a poor confused old lady in the same room Confused is easy to cope with The constant yelling of “Nursey nurse nurse call me on a taxi to go home “ is not so easy to bear A bed blocker if ever I saw one poor old 🦆 One loses tolerance when ill so I scream in here and try to resist the urge to strangle her The staff are exemplary in the way they put up with her and treat the really poorly neurology patients at the same time ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 22:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1372 "2022-09-11T22:29:08Z")
My father would ring my brother & tell him to send a taxi, which, of course he did. Severial times Sigh Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 22:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1373 "2022-09-11T22:31:33Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > try to resist the urge to strangle her Probably be doing her (and the staff, who aren’t _allowed_ to) a kindness. Commiserations, Twellsy, hope they get you sorted soon. Gx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 22:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1374 "2022-09-11T22:43:36Z")
Pitcher? Proffers one anyway… 😉 Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 22:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1375 "2022-09-11T22:45:44Z")
Grateful gluppity, Darling. Thank you. Gxx [also selflessly\* checks the Twellsian Gin Pipeline for air pockets, flow rate, product quality, etc] \*as in ‘Hic, er, um, who _am_ I?’ ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 23:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1376 "2022-09-11T23:31:40Z")
Bluddy Ell, Gus That Birdie will be having words… Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [11 September 2022 23:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1377 "2022-09-11T23:46:58Z")
I was just doin’ routine checks so the hard-workin’ Gin Sparrer could grab a bit of nest-time, head under ~~spigot~~ wing type of thing. Not takin’ over, sod **that** for a game of suppliers of premium spirits to the needy. Gestures are so often sadly misunderstood. But I think _this_ one is unambiguous;- ) Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 01:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1378 "2022-09-12T01:16:50Z")
Proffers Pitcher… Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 08:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1379 "2022-09-12T08:02:08Z")
Today is, apparently, International Crochet Day Liberates Pitcher Goes to lie down… Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 08:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1380 "2022-09-12T08:04:41Z")
Bit of cavitation in that high-pressure line, very nasty. We’ll have to bring up the B and C manifolds to make up for the reduced flow-rate till I can get a pig down there to take a look. …wot? The Gin Must Flow. It’s a sacred wossname. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 10:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1381 "2022-09-12T10:43:24Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > We’ll have to bring up the B and C manifolds to make up for the reduced flow-rate till I can get a pig down there to take a look. [worried runk?] [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098.md?page=68) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098.md?page=70)