# So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [13 July 2022 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098 "2022-07-13T09:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 11:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1382 "2022-09-12T11:08:59Z")
There there Lonnie, we won’t take you away from your important lyin’ around and eatin’ things duties. One of these pigs: ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/9/9732e57e15866180c4db1b2f6450670f0dce5ffa.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 11:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1383 "2022-09-12T11:57:16Z")
Lunch has been had Greenish grey lumpy soup professing itself to be cauliflower and broccoli It was ghastly Still I have had a shower and hair wash and the lovely Bull dropped off some new nighties and pjs One of the pjs is a gorgeous velvet silky soft set in shades of soft pink He spoils me ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 12:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1384 "2022-09-12T12:06:30Z")
[flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity] [fried mince] ← protein [melty cheese] ← fat [chips] ← carbohydrate See, a balanced meal! ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 12:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1385 "2022-09-12T12:21:29Z")
Much more palatable wee birdie I have had the drip stand ready for you to roost in and a lovely student nurse waiting to pander to you ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 12:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1386 "2022-09-12T12:57:27Z")
Grey soup sounds horrible. I hope that there was summat edible to follow. Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 14:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1387 "2022-09-12T14:15:27Z")
My mother used to make grey mushroom soup, and it was **delicious**. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 14:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1388 "2022-09-12T14:18:37Z")
No doubt. But grey comes natural to a mushroom, less so to broccoli. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 14:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1389 "2022-09-12T14:23:13Z")
Grey comes _very_ natural to broccoli, if you wait long enough. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 14:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1390 "2022-09-12T14:26:41Z")
\< Snell voice \> I can assure you, Sparrer, that _ **mai** _ broccoli soup has never had the _time_ to turn grey.\< Snell off \> (if only) ---
**Author:** ![EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/ebonybull/32/530_2.png) [@EbonyBull](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/EbonyBull)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 14:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1391 "2022-09-12T14:41:22Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > See, a balanced meal! 16 oz steak 453 grams of chips There’s another balanced meal 👹 ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 19:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1392 "2022-09-12T19:57:48Z")
Our balanced meal comprised smoked salmon scramblies with steamed sugarsnaps, asparagus and chips for him. I am aware, Bull, that you are having to cope with your own unwellness and I send both you and Twellsy my kind wishes. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 20:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1393 "2022-09-12T20:43:43Z")
I have just had some Red Leicester cheese on crackers, as I was aware that I haven’t had a great deal of substance today. Proffers Pitchers Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 20:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1394 "2022-09-12T20:50:02Z")
Accepted with thanks, Carinthia. I hope that your Monday is being as kind as it can be xx I’ll be off to bed. Best nights, Cellarites, Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 20:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1395 "2022-09-12T20:52:18Z")
Cheese makes most things better. [vodkity] ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 21:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1396 "2022-09-12T21:02:33Z")
Steamed _chips_? That’ll larn him. Soz, but only slightly. Goodnight, Bee. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 21:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1397 "2022-09-12T21:14:07Z")
🍸 🍸 🍸 Gin, Soo. It has been a bad day due to having had almost no sleep last night. I rallied abit this evening, & walked round to the shop to get my Sunday newspaper wot had been saved. I have fired up the Quattro/Fork Andles Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 22:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1398 "2022-09-12T22:06:53Z")
I spent four hours having my eyes tested today after a happy morning with phlebotomists taking armfuls of blud and my eyes are still sore from the dilating drops I hope my roommate stays in her bed tonight She has a mat that keeps her safe by setting off the alarm if she leaves without assistance I can do without the alarums and the yelling for nursey nurse three times tonight Sweet dreams all ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 22:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1399 "2022-09-12T22:25:04Z")
I hope that you get some sweep, Twellsy. You’ve had a busy day Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [12 September 2022 23:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1400 "2022-09-12T23:23:39Z")
‘No rest for the wicked’ So insomnia isn’t enough, our morality is also called into question. Harumph! To whom should wor Chatelaine and Twellsy and an Intermittent Fish complain? I don’t have a leg to stand on, meself. I blame that Bee’s friends;- ) Gxx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [13 September 2022 04:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-1/4098/1401 "2022-09-13T04:56:22Z")
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