Fennel and asparagus risotto has been and gone.
There were no tomatoes in Tesco, yesterday, apart from some gigantic peely-wally jobs and many of the usual veg were missing. Wot’s going on, I wonder…
Soo xx
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Tomatoes here were scarce and unripe, large gaps in the veg sections and no eggs.
However, there is availability on:
No reasonable offer refused.
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Wottan Delightful Cat! No…I couldn’t possibly, wot with Poodle coming to stay, next week…
Soo xx
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Cats, cardboard boxes or Nat boxes?
Proffers Pitchers
Carinthia. xx
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Yes to all four!
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Patrick, a very singular & particular hound, loves cats, apparently…
Carinthia. xx
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What a beautiful cat
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How about a blank verse limerick?
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked “Does it hurt?”
He replied, “Not at all,
It can do it again if it likes”
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Pours Joe an Extremely Large Drink
Lights blue touch paper
Retires😉
Carinthia. xx
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I thought we’d established that I can do the pyrotechnics without blue touch paper…
ELDs are always welcome (and reciprocated) though!
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I have fired-up the Candles & Quattro too, Joe… 
Carinthia. xx
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Oof
Itizz cold, but bright here.
I am cold, & not yet bright…
Carinthia. xx
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There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in a pond
When a man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said “You can’t swim here, it’s private”
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ObDistraction: property is theft! Smash the state! Outoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutout!
Also distraction:
yardarm
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NALL*, Darling.
Coffee anna Medicinal?
Gxx
*not a ‘like’ like
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Please, Dahlink
Carinthia. xx
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That last line is canonically
“I’m so glad it wasn’t a hornet.”
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“It’s a good job it wasn’t” etc, I believe.
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Which has two syllables too many instead of only one.
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