# So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [8 January 2024 10:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697 "2024-01-08T10:40:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [16 January 2025 20:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6125 "2025-01-16T20:35:49Z")
![328ca59426c4fe01](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/2/261d54dcb5077f734bd9ad1e666da72cdf6b7eea.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [16 January 2025 20:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6126 "2025-01-16T20:55:23Z")
If the swans are angry, how the frod do you get them into the bags? ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [16 January 2025 22:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6127 "2025-01-16T22:01:13Z")
And how the frod did they get them bagged up so neatly? I mean - I have encountered an angry swan and would probably have bagged myself up rather than him (given availability of bag). Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [16 January 2025 22:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6128 "2025-01-16T22:10:39Z")
I **love** HÖNKHALT, Dunnock Does that make me a bad person? My brain izzabit fried today. I have assembled all the Recycling in the hall, & itizz black bin day tomorrow… Sigh Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 10:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6129 "2025-01-17T10:02:14Z")
That’s a whole family cob penn and 4 cygnets bagged up Why? Lir would have words about his children being treated like that… ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 10:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6130 "2025-01-17T10:10:42Z")
Free the Cygnini Six. # yardarm (hands the yardarm keys over to That Limpet) (no over-winding please!) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 10:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6131 "2025-01-17T10:14:02Z")
Well I was just going to offer you an Sossinge sandwich… Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 10:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6132 "2025-01-17T10:20:44Z")
I have just got a wonderful new book Charcuterie By Michael Ruhlman and Brian Polcyn Standby for home made chorizo salami ham corned beef et al When I corral the ingredients ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 11:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6133 "2025-01-17T11:07:02Z")
Are the recipes for small quantities, Twellsy? There could be a corned beef mountain in Co Clare… 😉 Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 11:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6134 "2025-01-17T11:14:31Z")
A couple of kilos of pork to make chorizo A good brine for corned beef is a wonderful thing 5lbs brisket is the corned beef quantity ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 11:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6135 "2025-01-17T11:36:36Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > There could be a corned beef mountain in Co Clare… …and donkeys mysteriously goin’ missin’. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 11:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6136 "2025-01-17T11:41:52Z")
I would never purloin a donkey Anyway there’s no good eating on a donkey according to a huntsman I knew He would humanely kill elderly or injured equines and feed them to the hounds ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 12:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6137 "2025-01-17T12:13:31Z")
Today is the Feast Day of St Anthony of Egypt, who went into the wilderness accompanied by an herd of pigs. In ‘my’ bit of Austria it is celebrated by eating the cured & prepared meat of an specially slaughtered pig, so a good day fer Salami, Twellsy. There’s Black Pudding too. Almost everything bar the squeak… Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 12:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6138 "2025-01-17T12:17:06Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > And how the frod did they get them bagged up so neatly? I mean - I have encountered an angry swan and would probably have bagged myself up rather than him (given availability of bag). And then there is another problem. I assume that being bagged has not made them happy. How do you get them OUT again without injury to anyone, swan or human? ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 12:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6139 "2025-01-17T12:49:09Z")
A bagged swan might be ill so bagging it is easier So debagging a swan just needs you to approach from the rear with a stanley knife and cut em loose ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 13:22 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6140 "2025-01-17T13:22:01Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > approach from the rear with a stanley knife and cut em loose I have often contemplated this course of action myself. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 14:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6141 "2025-01-17T14:17:38Z")
I trust you are thinking like a witch Gus The best way to a man’s heart is through the lower ribs and then angle the knife up… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 15:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6142 "2025-01-17T15:07:15Z")
That would take some doing wivvan Stanley knife… Just Sayin’ In case speed is of the essence & the patio is ready-dug Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 15:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6143 "2025-01-17T15:11:08Z")
Well the average witch takes her razor sharp kitchen knife with her According to Terry Prachett ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 15:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697/6144 "2025-01-17T15:27:42Z")
I know, & any decent kitchen knife will have a longer blade than an Stanley knife. Carinthia. xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697.md?page=306) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-frivol-in-the-cellar-part-2/4697.md?page=308)