# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2020 18:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2003 "2020-10-19T18:25:00Z")
Not so much 🍸 as ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f514344e99069c8774387886d89aeb8e22b705c6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2020 18:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2004 "2020-10-19T18:30:57Z")
Oh Dunnock She’ll make even less sense than usual after that lot… Sigh Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2020 19:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2005 "2020-10-19T19:39:33Z")
Since when has making sense been an issue here? ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2020 21:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2006 "2020-10-19T21:44:47Z")
Medicinals, for those ovvus who don’t have Dunnockly connections… 😉 Proffers Pitchers Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [19 October 2020 21:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2007 "2020-10-19T21:46:55Z")
Thank you, dear Chatelaine. Mud in yer eye! Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 00:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2008 "2020-10-20T00:29:31Z")
Goodness I opened an Bottle of red wine this evening - it has been an Ruff Week Anyhoo I needed an Corkscrew… Thud Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 00:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2009 "2020-10-20T00:54:29Z")
Woss wrong wivvan cavalry sabre, eh? (Gaw. You can get electric corkscrews now. “Opens 80 bottles on a single charge.”) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 02:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2010 "2020-10-20T02:27:19Z")
I am trying to work out the nutritional value of my supper A hang samwitch allegedly Flabby white bread squished where the omigawds this surely is useful for greasing artillery carriages cos it ain’t any food I know Was troweled on A bit of plastic pretending to be ham Err that was it ---
**Author:** ![JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/justjanie/32/42_2.png) [@JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/JustJanie)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 02:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2011 "2020-10-20T02:54:07Z")
Are you sure you are not stuck on a British Railways train in the 1960s, Twellsy? I _know_ those ham sandwiches! ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 03:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2012 "2020-10-20T03:30:04Z")
I am sure that these are the bastard grandkids of BR sandwiches The spread must have been made for use in the workshops at Crewe ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 07:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2013 "2020-10-20T07:31:02Z")
If you are in The Plague Pit, be Very Quiet If you are in The Clinic, then Say Summat Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 08:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2014 "2020-10-20T08:31:13Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > The spread must have been made for use in the workshops at Crewe Probably for packing axles. # yardarm Orf to the shops. Got me half-brick, got me lead pipe, got me little slitty knife… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 08:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2015 "2020-10-20T08:50:16Z")
Plague pit sadly I am still on the emergency ward waiting for a bed so it’s a case of minimum spending on food and the lack of staff training shows They are pitchforking stuff at the inmates and consider a dry plain bun a treat for the poor old dears So ye get my whinging and I know that you will give me leeway and understand The consultant ordered the boss gnursie to get me a bed today or else ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 08:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2016 "2020-10-20T08:58:46Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > The consultant ordered the boss gnursie to get me a bed today or else I think that the consultant could have a look for a bed itself, Twellsy. Bed allocation is usually done by folks specifically paid to do this, not members of the clinical team. I hope that you are found more comfortable lodgings and wish you a speedy recovery, mind xx Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 09:06 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2017 "2020-10-20T09:06:15Z")
His words are at work already I was dragged into the corridor as I lack corvids I am back in my side room in peace He is quite lovely African gentleman and took great notes of my blud and other problems all the time he was listening to the bag of cats in my chest ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 09:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2018 "2020-10-20T09:15:23Z")
I would take issue with how lovely the consultant is, if that is the way he addresses the nursing staff, but I am glad that you’re more comfortable. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 09:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2019 "2020-10-20T09:18:53Z")
The or else was my reading between the lines It was This girl needs a bed today she’s very ill and can cope with a corridor and just re do the swabs please to ensure she is safe ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 10:03 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2020 "2020-10-20T10:03:14Z")
A post was merged into an existing topic: [Book of Proverbs, Cellarite Version](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/book-of-proverbs-cellarite-version/2901/23) ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 09:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2021 "2020-10-20T09:53:30Z")
Proverbs? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 October 2020 09:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2022 "2020-10-20T09:53:36Z")
Pore Twellsy. But since it can’t be terribly convenient for the nursing staff to have you and everything you are attached to parked in a corridor and constituting An Obstacle, then I doubt they put you there for the sport in it. Which doesn’t make your stint as An.Obstacle any pleasanter for you, I do realise. [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=100) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=102)