# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 17:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2263 "2020-10-25T17:37:32Z")
If you let the Poodle stand on your shoulders so that you can both get at the sossinges, the Poodle will Not Share. Take it from one who knows. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 17:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2264 "2020-10-25T17:42:38Z")
Wot a kind, if gullible, Dunnock, givin’ a bunk-up to a needy Poodle. No gratitude, some hounds… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 17:49 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2265 "2020-10-25T17:49:49Z")
The Poodle has such impeccable manners that she would let a human take the sossiges from her soft gentle mouth with no trouble Possibly because her humans have taught her that humans share what the pack hunts ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 17:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2266 "2020-10-25T17:59:03Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > The Poodle has such impeccable manners that she would let a human take the sossiges from her soft gentle mouth with no trouble Believe that if you want. Personally, I wouldn’t risk it. Nor would I particularly fancy the sausage at that point. Did I tell you what happened to the colleague who snaffled half my bacon sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2267 "2020-10-25T18:16:11Z")
[goes and gets a mug of FGD] [sits back] ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2268 "2020-10-25T18:20:57Z")
Let us just say Blutack has applications which are… unadvertised but effective. I believe he still twitches a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2269 "2020-10-25T18:29:28Z")
“Oh, come on, Daddy, that’s not _half_ a story!” ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2270 "2020-10-25T18:34:02Z")
Blutack poppets, wiv pins, popping up in unexpected places. Some of the pins were in fairly unexpected places, too. Exclusion from sandwich runs. Mysteriously vanishing coffee. Nothing _fancy_. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2271 "2020-10-25T18:35:56Z")
I w#rked, for a couple of years, in the private sector. We’d order our lunchtime sarnies from the kitchen. One day, having finished being scrubbed up until around 3pm, I looked in the staff fridge for the pack with my name on it. It was nowhere to be seen. The theatre manager told me that she’d given my sarnies to one of the consultants as he’d ‘forgotten to order his lunch’. I stomped right off to ‘his’ theatre and remonstrated such that he stopped scrubbing up and ordered a replacement lunch - consultant standard, doilies and cress, crusts off etc. I never would take any sh\*t. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2272 "2020-10-25T18:40:37Z")
AttaBee! But > [@soobee](#): > > crusts off are our hardworking consultants getting enuff roughage? And will their hair ever curl? And did the theatre manager get the poke in the eye she so richly deserved? Gxx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2273 "2020-10-25T18:46:01Z")
Yippee! Though he may not have realised it was yours, to be fair to him. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2274 "2020-10-25T18:46:10Z")
With a name on it? ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2275 "2020-10-25T18:46:46Z")
Maybe she took it out of the packaging to give it to him. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2276 "2020-10-25T18:56:27Z")
That is my style wee bee Gus I trained a colleague not to steal from my little food locker with home baked goods ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 18:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2277 "2020-10-25T18:58:46Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > trained a colleague not to steal from my little food locker with home baked goods Beat her around the head with a Victoria sponge, did you? ;- ) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:01 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2278 "2020-10-25T19:01:34Z")
Almost certainly. I’m guessing he didn’t go to the fridge his actual self, because Consultant… ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2279 "2020-10-25T19:09:51Z")
The blighter knew he’d eaten my bait. The terror on the theatre manager’s face when I stomped out of the rest room was punishment enough. The surgeon in question was an ill-tempered g\*t. Happy days! Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2280 "2020-10-25T19:21:55Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Gus I trained a colleague not to steal from my little food locker with home baked goods It’s easier in a lab. instant coffee → “Ferric Oxide” milk → “Culture #476” ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2281 "2020-10-25T19:24:36Z")
No I was subtle in my way of sorting the greedy brute out ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2282 "2020-10-25T19:25:31Z")
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