# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2283 "2020-10-25T19:37:48Z")
Chicken balls! ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 19:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2284 "2020-10-25T19:41:59Z")
No He was on a low cholesterol diet following a heart attack And he kept stealing my packed lunches So I made a couple of dozen buns topped with ex lax chocolate He never ever ever looked at someone else’s food again Especially since the sgt refused to allow him to work in the station for a few days ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 20:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2285 "2020-10-25T20:14:01Z")
Bluddy lovely they are too, Dahlink… I was later going out than anticipated, but by being late, I picked up 3 peppers fer 30p, & 3 onions fer 10p Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 20:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2286 "2020-10-25T20:14:42Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > the sgt refused to allow him to work in the station for a few days The Oaf just farted in my vicinity, so I see the sgt’s point. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 21:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2287 "2020-10-25T21:10:43Z")
The Oaf knows how to comment on the things he reads ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 22:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2288 "2020-10-25T22:53:12Z")
I hope that the Chinese was as good as we’d want and that you’ve saved me some, Carinthia. ![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/c/cc7a406209b403960efdb64d79d99b9ae168db7b.png) For us. Cheers! I have achieved some stuff, today. Cheese scones Pepper and squash soup Haddock in curried yoghurt sauce Sometimes, one just needs a nudge towards action and I’ve had that. Good nights, Cellarites. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 22:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2289 "2020-10-25T22:54:09Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > Haddock in curried yoghurt sauce [intrigued lookity] ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 22:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2290 "2020-10-25T22:56:49Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > [intrigued lookity] Channeling wor Bee here - or possibly advising - but: [prudent lockity] ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 22:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2291 "2020-10-25T22:57:50Z")
So, Darlings, 40 years ago today it was ‘Sherries on arrival’ - the then traditional drink for welcoming guests 10 years ago today it was Sherries in Orsepiddle, which wasn’t quite so traditional, although Mr C & GS managed 2 tumblers each Raising a glass here to the day, & also to Friendship, for which I thank you 🍾🥂🍸🍹🍺🍻🍷🥃 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 22:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2292 "2020-10-25T22:57:59Z")
Well, Hedgers, this is not the best looking of dishes, but if you close your eyes or visit the hive, you might find it a bit scrummy. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 22:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2293 "2020-10-25T22:59:50Z")
Mwah, Carinthia! Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [25 October 2020 23:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2294 "2020-10-25T23:43:52Z")
> [@soobee](#): > > you might find it a bit scrummy. I have had something answering to that general description that was Bluddy Lovely. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 09:20 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2295 "2020-10-26T09:20:01Z")
[yawnity] Tseep! # yardarm ‘n’ Extry Gin forran Sufferin’ Twellsy. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 09:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2296 "2020-10-26T09:53:16Z")
Thank you wee birdie The real fun here is that it’s a bank holiday and so we are just trying to get well with no doctors of any seniority about Sooooooo the baby quacks are scared to actually ramp the edake pills up to a level where they actually work and I am not very patient with an old lady dog who is a selfish drama queen thinking that she the staff only have her as a patient and the other four of us are auxiliary staff As I have no voice it means that small things such as a trip to the toilet become impossible to have in a reasonable way Last night the nurses were so determined not to be locked out again that they got her written up for sleeping pills I was opening a toffee sweet and she woke up yelling about rape and robbery If waxed paper sweet wrapper wakes her you can picture us all trying to get well and not upset her Sorry I just needed a bit of a wail I will crawl into the gin barrel and drink myself safe I would hate to drown in gin! ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 16:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2297 "2020-10-26T16:48:41Z")
Has anyone checked that Gin barrel, lately? Cold, & raining for most of the day here. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 16:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2298 "2020-10-26T16:50:38Z")
[echoing] Tseep! Time to get the next one ready, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 16:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2299 "2020-10-26T16:50:58Z")
Cold here, but drier than yesterday. \< innocent face \> Gin barrel? Haven’t seen one. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 17:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2300 "2020-10-26T17:00:15Z")
I tend to see more than one, too… ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 17:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2301 "2020-10-26T17:46:13Z")
Hic I likesh gin I doesh ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [26 October 2020 19:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2302 "2020-10-26T19:57:02Z")
I pick up my knitting, sit down with it, make myself comfortable and get all organised. Then realise I have only one needle and I’ve left the other behind on the far side of the room. I have done this, not once but repeatedly, recently. FFS what is wrong with me? [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=114) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=116)