# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 118
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 14:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2343 "2020-10-27T14:28:37Z")
That looks good, Dunnock Pub dogs know that an All Day Breakfast means that they have to Be Prepared… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 14:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2344 "2020-10-27T14:31:09Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > 0.003 seconds later, a dog appeared Wouldn’t have thought there’d have been room on the plate for one… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 15:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2345 "2020-10-27T15:08:54Z")
I’m sure I posted this before, but I don’t care… [![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/3/3379f6c3d263ad428b025eae740f7b60569d89b4.jpeg "Voicemail") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Bjvo0iriA) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 15:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2346 "2020-10-27T15:08:58Z")
Oh droooooool That looks gorgeous wee birdie I have just had my canula fail so I am now on a new one in my right foot My ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2347 "2020-10-27T20:12:37Z")
Anyone got a pitcher of something strong? I want to be unconscious before the end of the evening and not wake up before Thursday. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2348 "2020-10-27T20:14:27Z")
I have this 'ere small bowser of Emergency Gin… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2349 "2020-10-27T20:15:13Z")
Send fer DrinkSparrer I’ll do Hugs anna Cheeseboard, Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2350 "2020-10-27T20:15:53Z")
Bless you, Sparrer. [sluuuuurp] ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2351 "2020-10-27T20:17:23Z")
Hugs’ll go down well too, thank you. No offence intended but bugger the cheeseboard for now. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2352 "2020-10-27T20:35:29Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > bugger the cheeseboard for now. Consider it ~~buggered~~ safely disposed of, me dere. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 20:48 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2353 "2020-10-27T20:48:59Z")
[fevvery hugs] for them as does. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 22:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2354 "2020-10-27T22:05:09Z")
A few hugs from me TFM The male side of the ward has a new inmate He likes to bellow for the nurse So far the word nurse is up to five syllables long and he has no off switch I think he will be silenced by the gentle men of the men’s ward Or our lady with her own needs to be the only patient in the ward I might need popcorn and beer ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 22:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2355 "2020-10-27T22:39:01Z")
Gawds, Twellsy. Get well, soon xx Kind wishes for TFM (if she’s still awake) and good nights, all. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 22:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2356 "2020-10-27T22:45:07Z")
Ach Soo The nice capable caring gentle nurse has him settled before the noisy woman had chance to get started Spoiled my fun I am just glad that she is so capable as I am tired so hope to sleep myself ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 22:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2357 "2020-10-27T22:50:59Z")
More fevvery hugs and Extry Gin. (Vodka also available.) Orf to me nest. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [27 October 2020 23:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2358 "2020-10-27T23:13:17Z")
Liberates Normous Vodka Justin Case… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [28 October 2020 06:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2359 "2020-10-28T06:53:47Z")
And he is still yelling for the nurse I must admire the stamina My lady inmate was like a well behaved baby ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [28 October 2020 08:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2360 "2020-10-28T08:11:11Z")
One time when we were springing That Fish, I pointed out that we could get from home to hospital in about 3-4 minutes, as opposed to half an hour of the call being ignored on the ward. # yardarm ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [28 October 2020 09:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2361 "2020-10-28T09:53:42Z")
Well I am just glad that I am in the quiet private end of the hospital Understand that the the public areas are quite a bit more lively All helps to pass the ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [28 October 2020 10:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/2362 "2020-10-28T10:29:20Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > like a well behaved baby Shat herself just the once overnight, then? [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=117) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871.md?page=119)