# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 286
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 21:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5703 "2021-02-03T21:37:56Z")
Feck. Double feck. No, make that triple feck. \< pause for minor acts of arson \> I hope the Junior Darlings get it very mildly. G-BS, not to be confused with the writer, although he can have similar numbing effects, does go in rather a lot for spontaneous reversal, so let us hope like billy-o that that will be the case for Posh. Wine sounds like a very good idea, Darling. Gxx ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 21:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5704 "2021-02-03T21:40:47Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > I hope the Junior Darlings get it very mildly. > > G-BS, not to be confused with the writer, although he can have similar numbing effects, does go in rather a lot for spontaneous reversal, so let us hope like billy-o that that will be the case for Posh. I second both those hopes, with knobs on. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 21:52 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5705 "2021-02-03T21:52:49Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > Candles lit here for the Junior Darlings. Thank-you, Fishy At the rate things are going, I’ll be able to turn the heating off… 😉 Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 22:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5706 "2021-02-03T22:15:34Z")
Multiple candles lit here, too, Carinthia, for the Junior Darlings, Posh and so many others. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 22:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5707 "2021-02-03T22:25:00Z")
The Lad has to wear a CPAP mask/device every night, for his ‘Sleep Acne’, which by obliging him to breathe properly & regularly, may help. DiL has been told to sleep on her stomach as much as she can, but deffo not on her back. They have both been told to take Paracetamol regularly, & check their temperatures when they take the tablets. Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 22:33 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5708 "2021-02-03T22:33:24Z")
Goodness - these sleep mandates are pretty, well, stringent and potentially taxing. I find difficulty sleeping if I can’t breathe through one nostril or hear through one ear. One is too wimpish to cope with Covid. My (sincere) sympathy for those who are having to get along with it. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 22:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5709 "2021-02-03T22:56:41Z")
Well, I’m buzzing off forran sleep. Should I have a blocked nostril, I shall try to get along wivvit and think of others having a very much worse time. Really 😘 Best nights, Cellarites, Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 22:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5710 "2021-02-03T22:58:30Z")
Sleeping on your front is supposed to make it easier for your lungs to work properly, I have been told. I go bed now. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 23:05 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5711 "2021-02-03T23:05:23Z")
Itizz, Fishy, & in Orsepiddle it can take 7 people to safely ‘prone’ a Covid patient. DiL has said that they have had an ‘all hands to the pumps’ rallying cry at our Orsepiddle, with the Army coming in, & the Financial Services department are serving meals to patients. Gin, Soo Minnow End fer Fishy I’m opening the Wine, but could manage an Middle Normous Slammer to start wiv… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [3 February 2021 23:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5712 "2021-02-03T23:30:25Z")
[pourity] [zzzzity] ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 00:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5713 "2021-02-04T00:31:30Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > supposed to make it easier for your lungs to work properly, I have been told. You were told that by a person who _didn’t_ stifle in their own pillow, of course… ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 01:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5714 "2021-02-04T01:31:58Z")
Or their own Pillock… Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 04:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5715 "2021-02-04T04:13:58Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > we have two here And just why have you thought it fit not to disclose the fact before now that you are pig owners twice over? \< glances up-thread \> Ah. Yes. I can see why one might not. 🐖 ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 07:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5716 "2021-02-04T07:17:13Z")
There is one very clean cupboard shelf in the GusHut, and many things needing to be got rid of. V sad to find an unopened jar of sushi ginger which, when opened, proved to have lost all virtue. What to do with small bottles of oil - sesame, macadamia, avocado, etc, which are definitely, but definitely, NOT fit for consumption? Small tins of exotic fishy stuff, stocking presents for Himself which never were broached. Probably because well hidden. I am contemplating Experiments on the Oaf. Oh. Morning all. ## Yardaaaarm! ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 09:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5717 "2021-02-04T09:10:32Z")
This morning we have mist. And a smug-looking magpie who is probably to blame. Cellar Pigs are kept elsewhere at breakfast time. ![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/5/556cdcfea028dc9ded6e5f0ea6bbac58d5e55205.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 09:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5718 "2021-02-04T09:36:48Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > you are pig owners twice over? I didn’t mean ‘us here at home’ I meant ‘us here in the cellar’. You know, Pammy and Wotsisname the pigs. Them. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 09:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5719 "2021-02-04T09:45:02Z")
Lonnie and Pammy are safe from my rotisserie! Bacon butties up I have developed a new skill apparently blowing clots when I blow my nose! More trees will be hugged here today for the Lad and spouse and Posh Thank goodness the forestry has trees on either side of us as I may get to need them too for hugging purposes ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5720 "2021-02-04T10:04:03Z")
Ah. Friend piggies, not eating piggies. I was expecting you to come back with ‘two **barbecues** , you fool!’… ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5721 "2021-02-04T10:30:32Z")
Gus, I would **never** call you a fool. This is not necessarily because I think you are not a fool, more because I am insufficiently brave. I’ve been thinking though, I rather wish it was ‘us here at home’ keeping pigs. Who could resist these chaps? ![EtOGGFmWgAI8iBJ](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/6/69bc86ffecdc76391e636374818beb3111a882e0.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:37 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5722 "2021-02-04T10:37:18Z")
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