# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 287
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5723 "2021-02-04T10:38:45Z")
I don’t know for certain but suspect they must be Oxford Sandy & Blacks. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:39 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5724 "2021-02-04T10:39:47Z")
They are gorgeous I - love hairy pigs ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5725 "2021-02-04T10:45:42Z")
> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#): > > because I am insufficiently brave. Bear in mind that you are also far away ;- ) Anyway, I have been shopping. inter alia, I have much cheese and two (2) celeriac. And I am now going for a lie-down. Florrible. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:54 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5726 "2021-02-04T10:54:49Z")
The Bull is in disgrace He looked at those piggies and commented “Ooo hairy sausages!” He forgets who feeds him… And my love of furry and feathered creatures ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 10:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5727 "2021-02-04T10:59:16Z")
Need any help with that cheese, Gus? [pourity][pourity][pourity] ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 11:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5728 "2021-02-04T11:13:01Z")
Ties on bib and hoicks chive crackers out of the oven And brings cheese knife set ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 12:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5729 "2021-02-04T12:00:03Z")
Sudden crocus! ![IMG_20210204_115822](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/9/92f4b0a6a88d615b2c8d27f2336d6e6d6906efb9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 12:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5730 "2021-02-04T12:12:10Z")
Ooo lovely Saffron buns tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 12:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5731 "2021-02-04T12:21:40Z")
I think that at the bottom left-hand corner may be going to be a hyacinth when it grows up. Memo to self: forgot to clear last year’s leaves, really ought to some time… ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 19:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5732 "2021-02-04T19:21:23Z")
13 posts were merged into an existing topic: [Knittery and Stitchery and Stuff](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/323) ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 14:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5733 "2021-02-04T14:35:52Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > Bear in mind that you are also far away ;- ) Or small? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 16:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5746 "2021-02-04T16:57:24Z")
> [@joe](#): > > Or small? Careful, now: this could be construed as an insinuation that TFM has certain qualities in common with a creature of the bovine ilk… I’m definitely not brave enough for that, not being a _complete_ fool ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 16:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5747 "2021-02-04T16:59:28Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > chive crackers You interest me strangely… ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 17:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5748 "2021-02-04T17:32:40Z")
I am both far away and fairly small, as it happens, but the bovine connection here escapes me. Which may make me fairly bovine, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 17:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5749 "2021-02-04T17:35:59Z")
Father Ted in a caravan explaining to Dougal that the toy cows are small but close while the real cows are big but far away so they look small ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 17:43 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5750 "2021-02-04T17:43:43Z")
A TV thing? That would explain my confusion, I haven’t watched one since the early 90s. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 17:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5751 "2021-02-04T17:51:08Z")
I am told by discerning television-watchers that it’s very good. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 18:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5752 "2021-02-04T18:00:47Z")
From descriptions, and because it was _so_ popular, I expected I would not like it. Snottily avoided it for a long time. I can be a right pillock at times. It’s a bloody gem. PS: my predictive wossname is strangely insistent that when I type ‘snottily’ I really mean 'abortion '. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 19:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5753 "2021-02-04T19:16:41Z")
[![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/a/a75d12bb5afa4a2d7752917d9dc72627eee09f23.jpeg "Cows: Small Or Far Away? | Father Ted") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0) ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 19:25 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5754 "2021-02-04T19:25:38Z")
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