# So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

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**Created:** [31 August 2020 10:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871 "2020-08-31T10:50:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2021 15:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5775 "2021-02-05T15:53:10Z")

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Yerrrs but when discussing the strange blue sky I was thinking life would be an Apocalypse soon and I was telling Joe of the switch of horsemen

A la Good Omens book

I hope a wee birdie has read it as it is a good comedy

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> [@3Wells](#):
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> I was telling Joe of the switch of horsemen

He’s come out of retirement for a few comeback tours, though, at least since the 80s…

But where’s Ronnie? (Which reminds me - must get double cream to make butter…)

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2021 16:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5777 "2021-02-05T16:51:33Z")

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Ronnie got delayed with my local milk supplier

The ladies are refusing to let their milk down

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 18:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5778 "2021-02-05T18:27:33Z")

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Can a time-traveller be delayed?

Even as a kid, this was always a problem for me with _Doctor Who_. If you can travel in time, why not make an effort to arrive early enough to prevent - or at least warn people about - the forthcoming invasion / plague / exploding planet / whatever?

I suspect Douglas Adams had the same misgivings - hence Wowbagger…

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 18:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5779 "2021-02-05T18:30:10Z")

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Anyone who has read science fiction knows about the difficulties of time travel and what a traveller might do wrong.

JK Rowling has to be assumed not to have read any SF involving time travel; she makes pretty much every one of the basic mistakes with it.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2021 18:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5780 "2021-02-05T18:53:52Z")

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Are you saying our Cellarly Pot-Bellied Pig is a time traveller?

I mean, more than pigs usually are?

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 19:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5781 "2021-02-05T19:04:54Z")

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Well Lonnie followed you home wee birdie…

Pammy came courtesy of TFM…

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Gawds, anything else?

I had to go out at 5-30 to collect a Prescription, so, like anyone, I nipped to the upstairs lavatory forran pee, before I left.

Fecking thing won’t flush

I can’t wrangle the innards of the cistern tonight, & will use the 1 at the end of the garage

Sigh

In better news: I have Wine

A small carpet, well, rug of snowdrops has appeared in the front garden.

2 days ago, they were green

Carinthia.xx

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [5 February 2021 22:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5783 "2021-02-05T22:04:00Z")

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Turned up at the quiz just as the last question was being asked.

Won the quiz.

Oops.

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 22:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5784 "2021-02-05T22:09:17Z")

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Is this still time-travel-related, Dunnock, or did EOB get 0/10?

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 22:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5785 "2021-02-05T22:26:19Z")

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Wot an clever wee birdie

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Can you wrangle a bucket of water to the upstairs lav, Carinthia?  
Enjoy the wine and the snowdrops! I am so pathetically grateful to our bulbous buddies, this year, for just showing up. The Aconites are so very welcome.

For some reason, I have a pic of tonight’s dinner (well, Mr Bee’s portion) so I’ll post it:

 ![20210205_184649](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/8/8b7486276297aaffabab4ff10afef6c68ae820b5.jpeg)

Soo xx

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> [@soobee](#):
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> The Aconites are so very welcome

Indeed. A spot of aconite can be a v present help in trouble ;- )

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My Aconites are innocent little choirboys, who’d not hurt a fly, Gus.

Soo xx

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Come on then, Soo, describe his meal.

It looks really good.

I can fill a bucket from the bathroom next door, no problem

Am opening Wine…

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 23:02 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5790 "2021-02-05T23:02:52Z")

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We both had prawn dhansak, cauliflower and potato and a bit of steamed broccoli (you guessed it - another scraps from the fridge meal). He had boiled basmati rice. I must go shopping, tomorrow, as I have run out of imagination.

Wine? I couldn’t possibly 🥂

Soo xx

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> [@HedgeSparrow](#):
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> Won the quiz.

How? (Apart from being a clever wee birdie.)  
Soo xx

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The quizmaster paused marking to let me catch up. (Then someone else turned up, did the same thing, and came in at number 3 overall.)

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Clearly, the early bird thang izzan load of frolics. Yer still too clever by half, Hedgers.  
Soo xx

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**Post date:** [5 February 2021 23:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-instaurate-the-cellar/2871/5794 "2021-02-05T23:17:11Z")

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Nothing wrong with using stuff from the 'fridge, Soo. Itizz probably the source of most of my soups, except for the ‘classics’ like mushroom, or leek & potato.

I got 2.5kg of potatoes for 27p, so will be cooking for the freezer this weekend.

Carinthia.xx

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